This never got off the ground


The David Trimble character wouldn't play until he got assurances from the Gerry Adams character that he would play fair. It also takes 35+ years to play, with no end in sight. Not that I'm bitter...
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 22:39, archived)

i think
it would probably crash a lot too
( SuperMatt has like some sort of dwarf face-vagina, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 22:40, archived)

quite
.
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 22:42, archived)

hey, you don't have to put up with it
you have alternatives, like move to england...
( evil pixie, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 22:42, archived)

yeah
like, where the houses are 3 times more expensive than here
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 22:43, archived)

my friend was considering moving over here
my house was bought for £30,000. in belfast he said you'd be looking at about £130,000 for it
( evil pixie, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 22:47, archived)

that must be in the nice bit of Belfast
ie the small bit with no paramilitaries in it
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 22:53, archived)

and whilst i'm here
i'm gonna be back over in belfast 1 to 6 may
anyone wanna come meet me?
( evil pixie, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 22:45, archived)

do you live here?
no one comes here for holidays!
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 22:45, archived)

no i live in leeds
my friend lives in belfast
( evil pixie, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 22:47, archived)

ah
you'd be oirish then =)
( spacefish grontmas is 12 december- all hail the eye!, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 22:42, archived)

well,
Northern Irish. You have to be careful who you call Irish over here, some people would do your knees for that. Just a tip in case you're ever here! :)
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 22:45, archived)

potayto-muncher potahto-muncher...
AARGH! my kneecaps!
( spacefish grontmas is 12 december- all hail the eye!, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 22:49, archived)

I hate potatoes!
How come loads of oirish died in the potato famine? Couldn't they eat bread or something?
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 22:50, archived)

haha!
perhaps they used to make bread using potatoes instead of wheat. then one day some smart bugger said "hey guys, you can make bread out of this big grass stuff too." and they laughed at him, but he was determined to prove them wrong... etc. coming to your screens in the autumn: dave o'malley- enemy of the potato. a spacefish film
( spacefish grontmas is 12 december- all hail the eye!, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 23:00, archived)

you've not heard of
potatobread then?
( evil pixie, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 23:03, archived)

Errmmm...
Ive heard of Mister Potatobread....
(spoonfeedme, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 17:22, archived)

we do actually have "potato bread"
here. Tis quite nice, but if you want some you have to ask for "taytee fawrls"
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 23:04, archived)

i will be sure to do that
and you have proved my theory! advance bookings for the premiere available soon
( spacefish grontmas is 12 december- all hail the eye!, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 23:18, archived)

I'm Oirish...
But I live in the nice peaceful south were everything is fluffy..
well, more things are fluffy at any rate
( whizzbang, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 22:50, archived)

lucky you
'tis nice down there.
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 22:51, archived)

yes, things are pretty cool down here!
lets just hope The North can get all fluffy soon!
( whizzbang, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 22:53, archived)

hmm
never trust Microsoft for *anything*

and since this is a continuation from a thread (jack?) of yours earlier
a jpg pic of me for JustHere

warning: NSFDU (and possibly a bit scary in its hugeness
( kitty meow meow, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 22:45, archived)

sorry, kitty
I had a peek. You's a cutie! not that I'm gay or owt.
What do you think JustHere is going to do with all these pics of B3tan chicks?
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 22:49, archived)

no idea...
:)
( kitty meow meow, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 22:51, archived)

damn
how about bisexual?
( evil pixie, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 22:52, archived)

ROFL!
according to that gay test I'm 35% gay, but I can't say I noticed
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 22:55, archived)

It said I was
27% gay. I'm not sure what that means, though
( kitty meow meow, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 22:59, archived)

I found it very amusing how In Friends (i think) someone was shouting and demanding "Come on! Gay me up!"
because on Saturday that was just what Misteralfie and other b3tans were shouting in a pub.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 23:03, archived)

I think you've got
your logic on backwards

heheheh...that would have been fun to see...
( kitty meow meow, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 23:06, archived)

woohoo
I like! I like muchly...

See, you look a lot less washed out there than in the JPGs... If you turned the quality down (by resaving in tattyslop or whatever) then you could get that down to 50 or 60 KB too - but I like the high-quality version.
( JustHere, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 22:49, archived)

you didn't !woohoo" my pic
:(
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 22:52, archived)

I "I would"ed it
which is similar...

and I "fact"ed you, twice...
( JustHere, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 22:54, archived)

is "fact"ing
better than "woohoo"ing?
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 22:56, archived)

facting
is on a par, as is pointing out you really are hot in contradiction of your own views - although that's a toughy because it's rude to contradict...
( JustHere, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 23:01, archived)

I figured that would ruin the point
if you wanted a poor quality pic, you could have just used the gifs...

what are you going to do with all these pictures of b3ta chicks?

;)
( kitty meow meow, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 22:53, archived)

I don't DO anything with them
I just hold them for future reference, maybe for sponging or shopping into kittens or stuff - have you seen what I did to Rob? (in profile)
( JustHere, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 22:55, archived)

spong
me, baby!
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 22:57, archived)

hehehe
if you really want...
( JustHere, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 23:03, archived)

I had seen that actually
:)

I thought it was amusing
( kitty meow meow, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 22:58, archived)

you being a redhead
means you could go in that pic too... ;)

but I'm not so mean as to make a pic of a girl with no clothes on without her consent.
( JustHere, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 23:03, archived)

er...
hello????????????
hehehe
you just gave me an aidea for a pic.
No!, not THAT one :)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 23:04, archived)

Woo
I hummused Fnord...
( JustHere, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 23:09, archived)

so I should expect to see my face
show up on the board again?
( kitty meow meow, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 23:13, archived)

i was going to write an hillarious comment here
but i accidentally clicked approve instead of reply, and my mind's gone blank
( spacefish grontmas is 12 december- all hail the eye!, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 23:04, archived)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
so you're a mod! aha! you outed yourself!
/adds spacefish's name to list
( evil pixie, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 23:06, archived)

*deletes evilpixie's post*
(not really)
( spacefish grontmas is 12 december- all hail the eye!, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 23:11, archived)

does that mean
I now have a frontpage of me saying I make naked pics of girlies?
( JustHere, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 23:09, archived)

fortunately
such accidents are not irrepairable

but it was tempting, you know
( spacefish grontmas is 12 december- all hail the eye!, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 23:12, archived)

you're looking good there
the size is perhaps a tad onthe large size, is it 300 resolution or something? :)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 22:58, archived)

I think my vision is going
are you replying to me, or the post?
( kitty meow meow, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 23:04, archived)

definitely you
I think it's those eyes.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 23:05, archived)

my eyes
are at the same resolution as the rest of the picture...

;)
( kitty meow meow, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 23:08, archived)

they seem to have a much greater
depth
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 23:10, archived)