I hate potatoes!
How come loads of oirish died in the potato famine? Couldn't they eat bread or something?
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 22:50, archived)

haha!
perhaps they used to make bread using potatoes instead of wheat. then one day some smart bugger said "hey guys, you can make bread out of this big grass stuff too." and they laughed at him, but he was determined to prove them wrong... etc. coming to your screens in the autumn: dave o'malley- enemy of the potato. a spacefish film
( spacefish i'm the one your stylist warned you about, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 23:00, archived)

you've not heard of
potatobread then?
( evil pixie, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 23:03, archived)

Errmmm...
Ive heard of Mister Potatobread....
(spoonfeedme, Tue 22 Apr 2003, 17:22, archived)

we do actually have "potato bread"
here. Tis quite nice, but if you want some you have to ask for "taytee fawrls"
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 23:04, archived)

i will be sure to do that
and you have proved my theory! advance bookings for the premiere available soon
( spacefish i'm the one your stylist warned you about, Fri 18 Apr 2003, 23:18, archived)