Thongs like this make even the hottest women look like Lego men.



Sorry if you didn't feel this way before.

wink wink, nudge nudge

EDIT: also, sorry -- I forgot to mention that this is a very high-quality product of your image manipulation skills

EDIT EDIT: far more seamless than, (oh sayyyy) a riverghost image

EDIT EDIT EDIT: I mean, look at this shit:: b3ta.com/board/10666201

Geeez

That sausage popsicle is nice.

that all i ever do here

that sells dozens of different kinds of loose blocks. You buy a container for a fixed price and just fill it with whatever you want.
It still bothers me that they say "legos" over here instead of "lego".

I have many LEGOS

I have many SHEEP

oxforddictionaries.com/definition/Lego?q=lego

then again, the oed seems to keep adding utter shit into the dictionary each year to try and sell more dictionaries or something, so i don't know how strongly you should take that

Well, I am sorry everyone for my oversight, and subsequent transgression against all fans of lego.

but remember it for the future

1 Lego
10 Lego = 1 Legi
10 Legi = 1 Legi'i

that "legos" thing would bother me too.
Last week a woman came into the shop and asked "Is your tuna suitable for vegetarians?" that bothered me quite a bit.

what the fuck is wrong with these people?

at least they didn't say "black pudding"

whoa bad!

I mean, even Poland has them

that is, the bricks that aren't used to plug dams

What kind of screen reading software are you using?

www.convenienceware.com/ghostreader.php

i listen to b3ta while i sleep

i've got *some* standards


edit: actually that wasn't meant to look insulting but somehow it looks like the most offensive thing i could've said. maybe i should give up while i'm behind.

Trufax

finally, a use for all those old clogs! patent it fast before the dutch hear about it

:D

i was hoping it was one of the things he'd missed

those are fantastic. i'm gonna buy one in a few years and go sailing up and down the canals of england waving at all the happy holiday-makers

edit: holy shuddering fuck what's this doing on that image search? img213.imageshack.us/img213/9716/002sx.jpg

but he's got some gurning lovely behind him

the south china sea. i don't want that anywhere near me.

I'll level with you here, mediocre. I haven't seen the film, or read the book. I just remembered the bit about fucking a wound in someone's leg, saw the big holes in the back of the Lego thighs, and made the connection.

Speaking of reading books, I just lent yours to a mate

Let me know what he/she thinks, even if they think it's rubbish.

Lending a book to someone is exactly the same as online piracy, I'll make sure he's sentenced to at least five years in prison.

in other news, I haven't read it yet. That's because I'm a dick and has nothing to do with the quality of your book.

There are certain parts of it that you'll laugh at more than most people, and for that reason alone I recommend you read it - whenever you can be bothered to get around to doing so. I'm genuinely not fussed about a timescale here: it took me two years to write it, so I'm not at all concerned about how long it takes anyone to read it.

now I've had a alteration to my working times, I'll have more time for reading novels and doing creative things, been a while since I've had time for stuff like that.

also, that sounds like my excuse for not reading hfh's book either

edit: also, have you ever gone down the road of approaching literary agents and suchlike? It's fun.

twenty or so of them. i got replies from i think three of them - one said "this doesn't fit our portfolio" (it did, it was comedy sci-fi and they handled both comedy and sci-fi), one said "it does not meet our current requirements" and one went into a couple of lines detail about how it didn't seem to hang together to them and they weren't sure of the style.

the rest simply ignored everything. i'm going to go for it again when i've got a few more stories up and out there and have put together a decent-sized compendium. (i'm also starting writing kids' fiction with a friend, which will be interesting given my habit of using the words "cunt", "fuck" and "cunt" in stories, and that stuff we'll hawk to agents and publishers before putting it online)

perhaps a silly question, but any joy for you?

First splurge was 7 (six standard rejections, one non-response). Second splurge is 10 - no replies yet from that lot yet.

Reading about the process, it does seem like it's a lot harder to find anyone willing to take on anthologies of short stories [edit: assuming that was what you were submitting] so I reckon you've got more of an uphill struggle than me. Good luck with the kids' stuff, though - Mark Haddon's "Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time" was ostensibly a kids' book had multiple "fucks" and at least one "cunt" in it, so it's not an automatic disqualification!

which is what I'll be touting, but I'll keep on sending it out. Rejection in, letter out. The kids' stuff I'm slightly more optimistic for. We've got a seriously cheesy idea and I'm going to start plotting stuff out this afternoon. At least I won't be facing something that runs to 100,000 words again. It might take ages to write and revise, but it won't be that kind of behemoth...

Good luck with the agent. As I'm occasionally reminded, JK Rowling had something like 50 or 60 rejections, and now she's richer than the Queen.

I will, sure

Ok... now I am scarred.

That's srs bsns.

you're on fire

:D

oh wait :P

Kill it with fucking flamethrowers and napalm it from orbit!