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# I did this for my co-worker, JIM
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:16, archived)
# Come on Pedro, don't use his real name on line man.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:17, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:18, archived)
# you mean Cockweasle isn't your real name?
I thought I knew you, man! You're just a stranger to me now :((
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:20, archived)
# MY NAME'S DAVE CHADWICK IN REAL LIFE
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:51, archived)
# My real name is Susie Chapstick
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:57, archived)
# I think that you just told your real age, actually.
And there I've gone and told you mine.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 1:09, archived)
# MY NAME'S BOILING PISS IN REAL LIFE
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 2:38, archived)
# maybe he's just telling Jim that he did that for his co-worker, who isn't called jim or who if he is called jim is entirely coincidental
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:37, archived)
# It could be a rhetorical Jim, like in Werewolves of London
where the lyrics go "you'd better stay away from him, he'll rip your lungs out, Jim", or Sweet Jane with "Riding in a Stutz Bearcat, Jim". I don't think those lines are actually addressed to any real Jims at all.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:43, archived)
# exactly.
like -- 'For fuck sake, Jim - I'm a lesbian not a prize-fighter!'

I could be wrong
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:46, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:56, archived)
# OH FUCK NO
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:58, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 1:04, archived)
# i could only last 45 seconds :P
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:59, archived)
# It's worse than that, he's dead Jim.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 1:00, archived)
# in my memory that song was much, much faster
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:59, archived)
# It gets faster towards the end.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 1:00, archived)
# Or in that song, 'Star Trekkin' by The Firm
where they repeat that "It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it"

I mean the original line in Star Trek was addressing a fictional character called Jim but this is one level of abstraction away from that.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 1:37, archived)
# Is he ill?
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:17, archived)
# mentally
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:28, archived)
# FLOUNCE ALERT
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:22, archived)
# yeah man, who deleted a thread?!?
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:22, archived)
# Sorry lovely pedro.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:24, archived)
# it's ok dude. That's your prerogative :)
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:35, archived)
# haha it is.
*I'm such a diva*
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:38, archived)
# Gor... uh... Fiend
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:24, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:22, archived)
# i'd do her
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:23, archived)
# I think you may have deleted it before anyone could get the reference :(
And my Flash song :(
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:28, archived)
# Edit: no names, no pack drill...
Gordon's Fiend's Golden Flounce!
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:24, archived)
# err....... I'm still here?
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:24, archived)
# what happen
somebody set you up the bomb?
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:25, archived)
# I think this was a classic example of the fake nazism.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:30, archived)
# Ring finger's scar is the peace testimony
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:35, archived)
# ******'s ALIVE!
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:29, archived)
# well fuck! I have my pitypartypance at the cleaners :/
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:25, archived)
# have I missed some excitement?
I must say, looking back down the board, things seem to be quite lively round here at the moment.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:32, archived)
# well, it's gone midnight and the board hasn't been swamped with freebase/ flanbase yet so I can't tell when my bedtime is!
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:35, archived)
# I'm not gonna be able to help you there
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:35, archived)
# it's all most irregular...
*checks fob watch*
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:38, archived)
# I posted a picture but deleted the thread.
got HFH getting pissy because I asked him in a gaz to not use my real name, to which he thought he was clever by noting that I said it sometimes. Blatently wasn't intended as banter from his side- Anyhoo sorry for deleting said thread but it kind of ruined the happy vibe.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:35, archived)
# Oh yeah, hey dude?
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:36, archived)
# eh?
Hey!
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:37, archived)
# YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED!
Cheer up, she's almost certain to let you touch her boobs once you're hitched.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:39, archived)
# yay!
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:41, archived)
# As long as he keeps his hands above the waist. She's not a hussy.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:43, archived)
# Are you really?
- getting married, that is. Congrats.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:49, archived)
# I'm off to bed now, g'night all.
No offence meant, but if you're going to be inconsistent, expect to be pulled up on it.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:37, archived)
# I got told!
You evidently did mean to offend when you were bitching online behind my back with that beastiality expert Bourbon Fox.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:40, archived)
# complaining about perceieved offence
by being offensive to others... HUZZAH!
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 6:12, archived)
# night night
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:41, archived)
# I see...
I stuck my real name in my profile from the off so there's no big mystery.

Or did I?

*minor chord*
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:40, archived)
# I cunningly disguised mine...
EDIT:"I'm Richard, and I'm an English teacher, and I therefore have to resist the urge to spring into pedantic action at the first sign of a crime against spelling or a misplaced apostrophe."
Use of comma before 'and' in a list. Discuss.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:41, archived)
# ooo! picky!
I was treating "I'm Richard" as a kind of salutation - like "Hello", I suppose - a rather liberal use of the comma, I grant you.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:53, archived)
# Technically correct. The best kind of correct :)
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:57, archived)
# hurrah for auto-pedantry!
:)
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 1:01, archived)
# It acts as a discourse marker, informing the reader that what is going to follow is about him.
So yeah, perfect comma.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:59, archived)
# Unless I'm wrong. I'm good at making up something that seems right in my head that later turns out to be utter bullshit.
You get away with it most of the time as long as you have utter confidence.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 1:02, archived)
# Yeah, I kind of made up that last bit about salutations and whatever...
I didn't think it would fly, but I guess maybe it did. :)
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 1:05, archived)
# cheers for the grammar backup, buddy!
*high fives*
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 1:03, archived)
# Surely though as a list, it would be preferable to drop the 'and' in that case, viz:
I'm Richard, I'm an English teacher, and therefore I...
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 1:05, archived)
# Preferable shmeferable.
If you're going to be like that you don't need the second I'm, which would turn it into a clause.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 1:07, archived)
# That would also force removal of the and aswell.
I'm Richard, an English teacher, therefore yadda yadda
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 1:09, archived)
# There. Fixed.
Happy now?
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 1:08, archived)
# Fussakes man, you're an English teacher. You should know the Ultimate Defence.
"There is no right or wrong English, merely Standard and Non Standard."
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 1:11, archived)
# very true...
Like George Bernard Shaw, who decided that apostrophes were a waste of ink and so didnt use them at all...
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 1:14, archived)
# Yeah, it's the writer's right to just say "Fuck you, I'll write how I like."
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 1:15, archived)
# It was good of you to promptly change it ;)
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 1:12, archived)
# Richard: Hello. My name is Richard and I'm (1.0) *voice cracks* An English teacher.
Group (as one): Hi Richard!
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 1:14, archived)
# haha...
Right, I must to bed. Its been a pleasure. ;)
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 1:16, archived)
# Yep. I need to promptly go too.
'night.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 1:19, archived)
# at your service!
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 1:17, archived)
# BUT YOU CAN CALL ME DICK
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 1:28, archived)
# *looks at profile*
You have the most ill-behaved bananas
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:43, archived)
# yeah, they're
pretty naughty.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:46, archived)
# all of those posts will be lost forever
like tears in the rain
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:40, archived)
# Vagabond!
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:41, archived)
# Time to flounce.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:41, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:44, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:47, archived)
# Text alignment algorithm award!
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:54, archived)
# such painstaking attention to detail
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 1:04, archived)
# ;)
Thanks. I'd like to thank my family, my producer etc etc.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 7:46, archived)
# hello, JIM
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:33, archived)
# I THINK YOU WILL FIND IT IS PRONOUNCED "JIM" BUT IT IS SPELLED G-Y-M
 

 
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
unintentional Freebase.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:50, archived)
# lovely interpretation :)
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:50, archived)
# Nicely done!
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:52, archived)
# MY EDITORIAL STYLE IS QUITE THE BEST
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:59, archived)
# you might enjoy this
Dave Clarke Sub Club, Glasgow 30/12/11
we went to it and it was fucking banging
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:54, archived)
# ahhhhhhahhhhahh yes
 
thanks, I'll have a listen tonight
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 1:01, archived)
# I saw Deerhoof the other week and I shook Greg's hand and he is a nice man.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 3:18, archived)
# haaaa, that drummer is insane
awesome awesome
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 7:20, archived)
# haha...
uncanny resemblance.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:57, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 1:39, archived)
# Morning b3ta scroll
one freebase thread and half a freebase in a b3taday thread...did someone quit or take ill?
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 6:05, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 7:48, archived)