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[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - MISUNDERSTOOD DIALOGUE


This week's task is to take a famous line from a film, TV show, play or book, misunderstand it for comic effect, and show the result! Challenge suggested by The Hedgehog From Hell.

From the Misunderstood Dialogue challenge. See all 289 entries (closed)

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:15, archived)
# that pic is a winner right there
ta, Fraser :)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)
# ^then
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] "You maniacs! You blew it up!"
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:19, archived)
# haha :)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Stop the compo
:D
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:22, archived)
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(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:27, archived)
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(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:28, archived)
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(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:29, archived)
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(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry] It's got a walnut handle, etc
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)
# Groovy!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Very Clever
Clicks
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 14:22, archived)
# also, YOU ARE GETTING THE IMAGE CHALLENGE WRONG
IT'S "MISUNDERSTOOD DIALOGUE", NOT "MIS-HEARD DIALOGUE". I'm going to flounce, then ask for my account to be deleted.

RIP g****n 4eva in are harts
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:31, archived)
# wtfayboa?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)
# A b3ta user who appears to have flounced and asked for his account to be deleted.
Sorry, that was a bit of an in-joke.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:45, archived)
# He's GONE?
Bloody hell, I didn't see that
EDIT: it appears he has. What drama did I miss out on?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:48, archived)
# I only noticed yesterday.
I just stopped pissing myself laughing about half an hour ago.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:53, archived)
# GORDON!
Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon Gordon
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:59, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:07, archived)
# who?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:01, archived)
# It looks like Hodgey finally bullied Fiend, aka Vodkafiend, aka Gordon, aka FLASH AAH-AAAAH!
off the /board.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:14, archived)
# :(
I'm sorry to hear that. I like my b3ta bully-free. I always thought Vod was part of the furniture here :(
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Nice hat!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:36, archived)
# Yay! Thankies!
It's supposed to be bunny ears but if I keep feeling the need to explain what it actually is, I guess it's back to the drawing board for me! :D
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:41, archived)
# I guess I have to run the risk of legitimising the rumour by addressing it.
So I'll say it here: at no point did I try to drive Fiend off /board. I took the piss out of his hypocrisy, as I take the piss out of anyone's hypocrisy. If he took that personally, that's his problem.

I thought he was a bit of a cock sometimes, but most of the time I got on well with him. Pretty much like everyone else. I reckon there must have been other reasons for his leaving, but the only person who can say for sure is no longer here to do so.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:42, archived)
# The thing is, this is the internets.
These things do happen sometime. A few years ago I saw a whole forum come apart at the seams over what started as a hilarious and stupid play-fight between three of the regulars when one of them suddenly decided it was a real fight and really went off on one. It didn't help that all three were the forum owners and hosted tons of stuff for the particular community it served.

It's a cliche I know, but a well-worn truth too; what is said in writing can so easily be misunderstood simply doesn't have any of the nuance of speech, nor the subliminal expressions we use when face-to-face. I just didn't think he was the type to flounce off completely, let alone when speaking to a board regular. I think you're right about the other reasons which we will never know.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:51, archived)
# Absolutely.
The only part of that I'd beg to differ with is that you didn't think he was the type to flounce off completely; I always thought he was a flounce waiting to happen.

Still, I'm sorry he's gone, whatever the reasons are (and even more so if I'm part of it). He was a long-standing b3ta user, who contributed a lot to this site.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Yeah, that's true. Emoticons don't always cut it, do they.
Why do you have a pair of thighs on top of your lego head?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 23:00, archived)
# waaaaah
They're supposed to be bunny ears!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 23:08, archived)
# He looks like a bishop
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 11:36, archived)
# FIEND
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:14, archived)
# why?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Last I knew Fiendy was announcing his real life engagement to some girl whose name he couldn't spell.
And people were teasing him about him gazing hodgey about not using his real name on the board, and I was singing flash gordon at him, which probably wasn't helping.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:17, archived)
# I read that as 'gayshift were acting like trollish cunts again'
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:26, archived)
# We learnt from the best.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:30, archived)
# I'm sure Michael Ellis will take that compliment with aplomb
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:36, archived)
# Nicely swerved :)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:37, archived)
# b
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:42, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Ooh.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:33, archived)
# oooh what? fuck sake...it's pathetic
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:37, archived)
# Just 'Ooh'.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Ooha so
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:44, archived)
# Well, quite.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:45, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Don't mention his fiancee on b3ta, ta.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:29, archived)
# i did see some of the stuff about his name
but, leaving? what about the kittens? will no one think of the kittens?

:(
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)
# I got them all ready to go.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:38, archived)
# \o/
hurrah!!


i still feel sad though :(
edit: i mean, i'm a noob & all & just don't get the politics
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Fiendy was turning into a bit of a nazi anyway.
Shame he's gone, he was a laugh back in the day.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:47, archived)
# I don't think
of you as a noob :) And there usually isn't any politics here, which is why I love it so much. Though I have used the ignore facility for the first time this week, which does make me a little sads, but it was that or lose my sanity ;)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:54, archived)
# hey, thanks!! :))
i still feel like it most times though...

i think it must go over my head..

oooo look at the kittens!!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 23:53, archived)
# Another one?
I missed that. There should be a monument with the rollcall of the flouncen.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:36, archived)
# hahaha, fucking hell
winnage
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:33, archived)
# wins
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:42, archived)
# my 6 year old son just saw me looking at this pic and said
"Where's that? Can we go there?"

I can see his point. A beach, a bouncy castle and a horse. Pretty fun place.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:02, archived)
# Don't tell him it's two thousand years in the future, on a world run by talking apes.
Because then he'll really want to go.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Yes indeed it's funtime funtime!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Long overdue
fp for this.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:49, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:43, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:10, archived)
# GOD FUCKING DAMMIT HEDGEHOG
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:52, archived)
# fucking swizz
that compo should have been out of the running ages ago

;)
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:19, archived)
# This is what happens when you buy a new icon...
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Are you talking to tea?

Wasn't this my idea from weeks ago?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:29, archived)
# This is misheard though, not misunderstood...
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:40, archived)
# I diff to begger!
I think.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:40, archived)
[challenge entry] so it's not badges then??


awwww shucks
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Masterchef. Aki.
That is all.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Pardon?
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:47, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:48, archived)
# hahaha
he's got to it!
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] peeeeeeea
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 21:57, archived)
[challenge entry] tenuous
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:03, archived)
# i lolled
*click*
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)