Nobody puts Baby in a coroner


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( smearballs double bag it!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:14, archived)

DUBBAL SLAYZE!
(most synchronistic, I'm gonna do a slayze, but mostly mocking his appearance once he got cancer)
(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:15, archived)

crazy coincidence

( smearballs double bag it!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)

oh shit..and it's a blood red moon
shit, I just noticed a third one
www.b3ta.com/board/10679419

Definitely a sign that the anti-christ is watching Dirty Dancing.
(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:18, archived)

you mean, DURTY DANSING

(rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:59, archived)

PEEK SLAYZE, PEEK
SLAYZE PEEK, PEEK SLAYZE..

- I can haz peek?
Not yet Slayze.
- now?
no
- k
now you peek
- wut?
now you peek
- now?
YES NOW
- k, I peek now..
FUCKING PEEK
- k
jEEEESUSZ
(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:19, archived)

ahahaha
that's funnier than it should be, this could be made for youtube with that dialogue as audio
(rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:23, archived)

I SAID PEEK, SLAYZE, WHY U LOOPIN? jeeeesuz



fuck..i missed a bit

THAT'S OUR SLAYZE
*outro*

JEESUZ SLAYXE, YOU CANT EVE LOOP REET

:.
(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:26, archived)

hi, hi ,hi hi...
yeah, just noticed the right pop miss

don't do anything stupid, you'll get by.
(rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:37, archived)

UNPREDICTABULL SLAYZE

(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:44, archived)

it looks like he's fucking a pig.

( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:23, archived)

K

(rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:36, archived)

have ye nae respect foor thae deid!

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:39, archived)

not really

(rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:47, archived)

oh baby

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:48, archived)

OOOOOoooooOOOooerrrr

(rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:52, archived)

so suave

(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:56, archived)

most annoying virus ever

(rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:10, archived)

CLASSIC CANSA SLAYZE
(that's the pikcha I shall use for justice)
(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:49, archived)

he has a fisting face

(rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:51, archived)

it's a face of defiance, like, FUCK YOU CANSA, I IZ SLAYZE
then him dead

XD
(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:57, archived)

KANSUR 1 SLAYZE - 1
ha
(rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:59, archived)

SLAVE TO DA SLAYZE: Book 2: When Cansa is Kool

(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:06, archived)

i remember he was on rochard and judy, it was before he knew/announced he had kansur
he looked pretty gaunt at that time and they were like "wow, you look great"

i was like "......"
(rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:08, archived)

Richard Madeley has never punched his wife and is certainly not a child culler.
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/richardmadely_unt_grave_miidge_charmander_grave_of_christs.jpg
spotify:track:7oUhocgYQru6A4waUhxI6Q (The Trick by Prodigy)
(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:27, archived)

luv it

(rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:42, archived)

holy shit we started a SLAZE CRAZE

( smearballs double bag it!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:55, archived)

it's not a slazecraze until deki knocks up his jape
then it's pure fucking mental!
(rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:58, archived)

that's kind, but to fair slayze's death was a great comedic event
REST IN HELL CUNTCLONE

why is Drimble making me post this shit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6xDiPubxVU
(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:05, archived)

my metallica song ended on another tab as that started
must be a sign
(rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:10, archived)

ARRRR YEAARH

(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:35, archived)

Haha, ARSE Entertainment

(Drimble SHUT UP YOU BICKERING BASTARDS!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:12, archived)

'FORE THE NIGHT IS OVEERRE

(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:35, archived)

JESUS CHRIST! Look at the size of his...


hand O_o
(Twangy Rubber, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:26, archived)

JEEEZUS SLAYZE, I SAID POP N PEEK, NOT FUCK A PEEG
fuck..is it too late to get Tutu?
(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:41, archived)

she's with me, ha

(rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:49, archived)

TUTU'S IS AWOL
LAST SEEN CAUSING A RUCKUS IN IRELAND WITH NAVIERL BOGIS
(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:51, archived)

i left my rock of crystal meth on the table, went to the bog
came back and it was gone
(rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:53, archived)

TUTU BE CLIPPIN MUTHAFUX ALL NIGHT

(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:08, archived)

a fourfour?

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:52, archived)

a whut now?

(rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:56, archived)

or a tutututu?

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:57, archived)

ahahahaha
sorry, i should have got that. desmond four, very good
(rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:00, archived)

oh baby, you love it

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:47, archived)

ahahahaha
go man go
(rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:50, archived)

Cor!

(Drimble SHUT UP YOU BICKERING BASTARDS!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:16, archived)

Holy
Frickin rocking chair nightmares
(Sherberts Leaf, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:18, archived)

ok and zoom and enhance

(fluffybunnykiller no puctuation was hurt in the posting of this, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:50, archived)

Chodehouse

( Cockweasle, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:01, archived)

*applauds*

(benito vaselini half Cherokee and Chocktaw, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:23, archived)

Dear Santa, more new b3tans like this one pls
k thx by
(Drimble SHUT UP YOU BICKERING BASTARDS!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:23, archived)

hahaha

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:28, archived)

This babby's hands give me teh fear

(Monocromatico 's bosons are sold out, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:29, archived)

THANKS for the front pager!!!!!!!

( smearballs double bag it!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:35, archived)

huh?

( 4Q née llort, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:18, archived)

ya not there any more ? ?

( smearballs double bag it!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:20, archived)

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

(Drimble SHUT UP YOU BICKERING BASTARDS!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)

somebody no likey the swayze

( smearballs double bag it!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:22, archived)

I reckon his lawyers have filed a complaint on Mumsnet

(Drimble SHUT UP YOU BICKERING BASTARDS!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:25, archived)

can you get de-featured?
Did I break the ethics code
( smearballs double bag it!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:26, archived)

I think someone just realised you're not happytoast or wildyles

( 4Q née llort, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:29, archived)

^ This

( Wobbly Bloke The perfect 366 http://b3ta.com/board/10769166, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 4:52, archived)

I reckon you can probably post just about anything on here and get away with it
providing you made it yourself, it's linked if it's nsfw, and it's not child porn. Non LOLIRONIC racism doesn't go down too well either.

Oh, and also providing it doesn't feature Th* Art*st F*rmerly Kn*wn *s Pr*nce
(Drimble SHUT UP YOU BICKERING BASTARDS!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:31, archived)

slightly over 400k
too many weird comments from deke et al.
and anti-Canadian bias.

just guessing
( RedHouse fuck the pain away, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 4:20, archived)

Just been looking at the stuff on your sites.
There's some fantastic stuff there. Panowie!
( da5id something witty here, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)

thx. I should have come here a long time ago I rekkon

( smearballs double bag it!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)

It's the only place to be
and with your talents we will love you long time.
( maiden has stolen Carol Decker's beard of bees, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:44, archived)

Ten dollars GI?

( da5id something witty here, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:55, archived)

What a lovely wobbly when he lands...
Woo!
( Wobbly Bloke The perfect 366 http://b3ta.com/board/10769166, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:39, archived)

Mummy, can we keep this b3tan?

( Bourbon Fox comprised of caffeine, whiskey and bad vibes, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:42, archived)

DIE CANCER CHILD DIE

(rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:43, archived)

WHY..WON'T..YOU..DIE
aahaha
(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:45, archived)

cuz i drunk this drink i found

(rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:17, archived)

MAD MAX 9EIN: FUCLK SLAYZE

(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:20, archived)

i've never watched max beyond thunderdome fully
everytime it gets to the bit with tina turner i go "aahhh bollocks" and turn it off.
(rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:39, archived)

What. She's a man?

( 4Q née llort, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:44, archived)

BREAK A DEAL, SPIN THE WHEEL

(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:47, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP_Z7EJ10RM
(Drimble SHUT UP YOU BICKERING BASTARDS!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:51, archived)

fuuuuuuuuckin ell
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6xDiPubxVU
(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:02, archived)

Featuring a piss-poor wannabe to Flava Flav's EXAM ROOM CLOCK

(Drimble SHUT UP YOU BICKERING BASTARDS!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:09, archived)

BEFORE DA NIGHT IS OVERRE

(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:32, archived)

tina is so hip these days

(rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:02, archived)

Hahaha
Woo!
( Frogbeat, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:46, archived)

hahahaha
Looks like I picked the right time to come here :)
FP'd already but clicked anyway.
( Captn Hood-Butter It's a business doing pleasure with you on, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:06, archived)

I'm not going to pretend I know who this it is or the film
suffice to say this is all the aces :)
( HEKIM flicks cluff, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:17, archived)

shake shake shake (that baby)
 
woo!
( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:21, archived)

too good

( gaijintendo in a reflective mood, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:25, archived)

whoah rubbery!
/autocomplete lols
( PedroHin I want my fucking dead bodies, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:39, archived)

( ropie a squid eating dough.., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:40, archived)

Hahaha, yes!

( Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:49, archived)

you are awesome! have a woo! :D

( Mr. Oleary when in rome, ..., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:01, archived)

thx I can feel it tingling all over my balls

( smearballs double bag it!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:05, archived)

my job here is done *vanishes*

( Mr. Oleary when in rome, ..., Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:11, archived)

wha?/ how come I got un- front paged???

( smearballs double bag it!, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:19, archived)

nooo :(
never seen that happen before...
but have a click in case it gets re-frontpaged again!
( alpaca king of the bongo, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:50, archived)

thx!

( smearballs double bag it!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 0:05, archived)

I had mine swiped...
...cos an artist got arsey :(
( Ninj Skol 9% ABV FTW, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:38, archived)

because the image is 404ing
www.smearballs.com/gunt/swazgiffy.gif

edit: Oh, it's because opendns thinks smearballs is a porn site. Probably the name. Reapproved.
( rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:45, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA
made my day
(rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)

Hahaha

(Drimble SHUT UP YOU BICKERING BASTARDS!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:23, archived)

Hahahahaha
After all the moaning we did last night as well :D
( Frogbeat, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:19, archived)

haha Thanks for fixing..
people always think it's a porn site. now robots do too. awesome!
( smearballs double bag it!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:21, archived)

For the purposes of this case, Baby Patrick will just be known by his first initial.

( Snappyuk wants to be a digital activist, but can't be arsed, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:30, archived)

What, "B"?
;)
(Drimble SHUT UP YOU BICKERING BASTARDS!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:57, archived)

superb FP...knew it wouldn't take you long.....:D

( E Dubya, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:25, archived)

haha - glad to see the mystery of the disapperaring baby-Swayze has been solved.
and congrats on the FP.
( enceladus, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:38, archived)

Woo:D
Nicely donehttp://www.filmsite.org/wavfiles/dirtydancing.wav
( herman:D, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:39, archived)