This was a nightmare to do...

Still not sure if the UN logo works properly - but you get the message
( Nearstars, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 19:23, archived)

Can he count up to three....
?
( Tart Monkey, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 19:29, archived)

yes
but not four.

(had to know how many fingers to hold up to make that irritating 'dubya' sign during his campaign)
( kitty meow meow, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 19:30, archived)

2 fingers...
surely.
( Tart Monkey, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 19:31, archived)

well
I guess that could be it...how many he had to not hold up...

but I don't really think he would be able to deduce that himself...someone else probably had to explain it to him
( kitty meow meow, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 19:32, archived)

With diagrams
& probably a Powerpoint presentation
( Gotham9k, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 19:36, archived)

he probably had special coaches
to help him practice every day...

"Ok George, lets see your dubya!"
"I don't wanna! Daddy said I could be president! I wanna be president now!"
"Ok George, but first you've got to make your dubya. Go on!"
"I want weed."
"Now George, we talked about that. Do you want weed, or do you want to be president?"
"Ummm...Daddy said I could be president."


etc. (sorry got a bit carried away)
( kitty meow meow, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 19:40, archived)

No!
I want my JD and coke!
( Nearstars, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 19:41, archived)

Guessing you not a fan.
8)
( Tart Monkey, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 19:42, archived)

Not really
:)
( kitty meow meow, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 19:44, archived)

Almost like you bugged the gaff...
or did you?!
( Gotham9k, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 19:44, archived)

yes, that's it
I'm really a spy for a secret organization(which is why I'm telling you this)

That's why I'm going to the UK this summer, don'tcha know

;)
( kitty meow meow, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 19:45, archived)

Hee...Spies are so polite these days
:)
( Gotham9k, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 19:47, archived)

yes
a picture of me (infiltrating the b3ta bash) can be found in my profile, so if you see me, watch out! I might ask your permission to secretly record anything you say or do!
( kitty meow meow, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 19:51, archived)

Ha, lovely infiltration technique
you blend right in! Um, record, like, *everything*
meep
Oooo, Minneapolis, ever met Prince?
( Gotham9k, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 19:54, archived)

No
can't say that I have...how on earth did you know that?

I have met Neil Gaiman though...he lives here now
( kitty meow meow, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 19:55, archived)

Neil Gaiman is one of my heroes...
how cool is it that you met him?
I grew up listening to Prince...
( Gotham9k, Sat 19 Apr 2003, 19:59, archived)