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[challenge entry] The Beard was invented in 1807 by the Viking Pope Karlhund IV

But it was not until the Dutch Inventor Mediocre invented The Moustache™ in 1824 that beards were first seen as a feasible way of walking around with facial hair without looking like a cunt.

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(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:57, archived)
# hurrah for Dutch inventor Mediocre!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:01, archived)
# ..but but but I thought Pope Pius VII was the pope during 1807?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:06, archived)
# he was the crappy roman pope
not the viking pope
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:12, archived)
# i guess this siginificantly decreases my chances of getting adpoted by him :/
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:21, archived)
# THE PØPE!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:23, archived)
# You're not being imchocked's comedy account today are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:59, archived)
#
http://b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=80624
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:03, archived)
# Genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:06, archived)
# tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:11, archived)
# I eagerly await the forthcoming battle
Between this ggnnfr floating head and the floating head of Brian Blessed.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:11, archived)
# She's a bit busy right now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:21, archived)
# This bodes well
If I recall my lore correctly dianahead is the gatekeeper to the temple of FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:25, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Drill it haaaaaard
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:08, archived)
# Just remember when to tell her to stop...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:21, archived)
# There's no stopping now!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Aaaarrgghhhhh
:)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Hope the batteries don't go at that crucial point...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:51, archived)
# Leser women ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:50, archived)
# and thus board was saved
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:17, archived)
# That kid has creepy wooden hands.
Blue Fairy/Pinocchio vibe activated.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:18, archived)
# what the fuck?!
AMPUTEE CHILD HAUNTED BY BEARD HEAD SHOCKER
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Lando Calrissian is not the illegitimate son of Michael Jackson, take it from me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:24, archived)
# I hadn't noticed that before
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Those are his false wank arms. (wankarms)
These little known items were a well kept secret, as children could use them as a prop to allow wanking during prayer sessions.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:25, archived)
# I think that is a fantastic idea
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:31, archived)
# haha surprise mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:32, archived)
# I think we all know what's on the collective agenda
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:32, archived)
# yeh, it shouldn't really have been a surprise
That source is pretty weird
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:38, archived)
# Yes!
The universe is much smaller than we thought. Or further away.

Little konwn fact- Prayer sex is what makes conservatives what they are. They have nothing else.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:03, archived)
# I think that's the Prayer app for George Alagiah's Wanking Spanners
Allowing the user to have a right good spanner-wank, while the wooden praying-hands attachment gives the appearance of a good christian to parents and amorous clergymen alike.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:27, archived)
# Everybody wins!
except your immortal soul, sinner
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:30, archived)
# fine by me

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:34, archived)
# I know that hand shake

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:30, archived)
# click
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:18, archived)
# Hi Cockalorum
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:23, archived)
# Watch it now!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Rawwwr!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:31, archived)
# Fashionably ANGRY
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:21, archived)
# faster!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:31, archived)
# Yeah, I made the mistake of using 0 seconds per frame
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Woo for beards
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Superb! :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:35, archived)
# The Ghost of Beards Future
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:40, archived)
# And may his prayers come true..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:49, archived)
# THIS IS AN HISTORICALLY ACCURATE DEPICTION OF EVENTS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Wow. VHW returned to her full pomp.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:27, archived)