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# ShotDeadintheHead T-shirt compo
Shotdead have given us five sweary t-shirts to give away to you



All you have to do is complete the following tiebreaker in 50 words or less, 'My favourite swearing is...'

Or you can buy the t-shirt here.
www.shotdeadinthehead.com/product_view.aspx?pid=3687

UPDATE: WINNERS!


  * T-SHIRTS COMPO RESULTS - last week asked
  'what is your favourite swearing?'  to win 5
  T-shirts. The winners:
  1. 'cuntbubble' - Wasp Box
  2. 'My favourite swearing is cunt / Its near
  the arse, but at the front / I'd argue is
  better than shit if is pleases / I'd fuck your
  cunt but not your faeces' - Peej
  3. 'My favourite swearing is on a bible.  I
  like to say cunt while holding one' - The
  Twisted Omentum
  4. 'go and take a running fuck up your own
  cunt' - drbroon
  5. 'My favourite swearing is 'faggot
  butterfly' in Hungarian.' - The Hedgehog From
  Hell.
  Make sure you get in touch ASAP with your size
  / address to send them to. Or if you want to
  / buy one? Go to the shotdead site:  
www.shotdeadinthehead.com/product_view.aspx?pid=3687
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Eddie
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Something tells me I'll be hiding this thread soon...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Did some guy from another forum put you up to this?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Also: arse capers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:44, archived)
# literal translations of your dutchy swears are better than that
May I remind you of kloothummel :p



kloothummel = testicle bumblebee for those who don't know dutchese
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:24, archived)
# cuntcrumbles
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:43, archived)
# "My favourite swearing is...
on a bible.

I like to say cunt while holding one"
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:44, archived)
# cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes,
cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:44, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:45, archived)
# thatll never win vyvan
it's only ten words
(Raol Duke, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:16, archived)
# because I only have one leg
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Berk.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Nenda kajitombe kumandizi
Which translates: "Go fuck yourself pussy of a banana" in Swahili

www.youswear.com/index.asp?language=Swahili
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:49, archived)
# I'd crawl over fifty pussies just to get to one fat boy's asshole.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:51, archived)
# ... said Stagger Lee.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:55, archived)
# FUCK!
CUNTFLAPS
MOTHERSHIT
WANKFUCK
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:53, archived)
# yer maws got baws and yer da' loves it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:56, archived)
# .. all of the Anglo-Saxon stuff. Swearing at anyone in French makes it sound like you want to sex them up, not fuck them up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:58, archived)
# ...golly gosh
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:58, archived)
# He is soooo gay for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:07, archived)
# haha
in a parallel universe rob attends his radishes in peace
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:07, archived)
# haha
and rubs his parsnips o_0
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:20, archived)
# HASA DIGA EBOWAI!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Over 400k !!!!! You Fucking band raping cunt!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Arsecrumpets
Edit: Maybe I should consult an expert
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:00, archived)
# ... I cunt fuck of anything bastard to wank. I mean... couldn't think of anything better to wear.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:04, archived)
# shitfuckarsewankbollocks
repeatedly
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:06, archived)
# suck the cuntshite off my aidsdick you spazflid mong
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:09, archived)
# My favourite swearing is the kind that gets you arrested for wearing a T-shirt with swearing on it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Would buy this ^ :)
(colinr, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:11, archived)
# bumweasels!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:13, archived)
# cuntbubble
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:16, archived)
# "My favourite swearing is..."
Can I have a free t-shirt, please.


You cunt.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Badgerflaps.
Not that I want a sweary shirt. How uncouth.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:18, archived)
# But can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)
# ARSE NUGGETS
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:23, archived)
# My favourite swearing is
combining rude words with inherently funny and gross ones, e.g. "queef-sucking fucknoodler" and seeing if the target is amused or insulted.
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:24, archived)
# My favourite swearing is
That fucking t-shirt wouldn't fit a fat bastard like me 'cos the cunts that make garments never make them big enough for sweaty wankers like me. The cunty cunts.
(Flobbit gave you the horn on, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:29, archived)
# shit on my dick and punch it (muttered when mildly/deeply frustrated eg. when coffee is spilt on the rug)
Sweet cunty Mcfuck! (the atheist alternative to "Jesus Fuck")
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Pillow-minged chutney fuckhead
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:40, archived)
# My favourite swearing is
performed whilst wearing a sexy latex lady face, and interspersed with llama noises.
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:45, archived)
# My favourite swearing is....
cock juggling bastard son of a whore thundercunting fuckminge.
(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:46, archived)
# My favourite swearing
is the kind you can drop into conversation without anyone noticing until the other person does a double take about two sentences later whilst you're trying to suppress your laughter.
(JezB, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:49, archived)
# My favourite swearing is...
performed at great length, usually invoking references to the inbred state of the receiver of ire and the nature of their manifold shortcomings. Usually when they're not in the room, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:53, archived)
# go and take a running fuck up your own cunt
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Shitehawk.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:56, archived)
# My favourite swearing is cunt
Its near the arse, but at the front,
I'd argue is better than shit if is pleases
I'd fuck your cunt but not your faeces
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:04, archived)
# my favorite swearing
is to pick a swear word and wring the life out of it

cocking cock cockery



(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:07, archived)
# My favourite swearing is...
Grandparent swearing. It sounds polite at first, but is really vitriol disguised by werthers originals sweetness.
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:19, archived)
# My favourite swearing is both big and clever.
It's "bigfuckingclever".
(basstard, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:53, archived)
# My favourite swearing is...
the accidental swearing my friend Xiumei used to do. Being Chinese and my name being Quentin (or Q as most call me) "It's for Q" most common. But my absolute favourite was the day she asked me to tally up some figures for her, "You Count!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:58, archived)
# fucktastic cockmunching cuntslappers
(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:08, archived)
# semprini
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:27, archived)
#
"My favourite swearing is..."

...from my Azerbaijani ex-girlfriend. I was joking about buying her from her dad for two sheep and a goat and she responded in all seriousness; "Sheeps, yes. But not goat. Goat is a swearing."
(flywingedmonkey, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Cunt, fuck, bollocks.
And also wholly unnecessary
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 17:10, archived)
# My favourite swearing is the one that I'm wearing
A classy top hat engraved with a "twat!"
Wellies (for muck) which print the word "fuck*
And a publicity stunt which holds the word "cunt."
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 17:37, archived)
# ..thingy......
"My favourite swearing is...meh"
(Kompani, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 18:15, archived)
# My favourite swearing is...
Bum because I can't be arsed.
(Kompani, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Big Dog's Cock
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 18:55, archived)
# My fave swearing is
Shitbuggerbastardpissfuckfart.
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 19:23, archived)
# Wubstep.
Or, I'll also accept "I CAN EAT THREE".
(mr_chopper pluggin' up yo' plopper, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Arse-biscuits!
Because if you're going to swear, you should jolly well have something to dunk in your tea too.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:19, archived)
# My favourite swearing is...
Shit fuck arse bastard cunt fucking shit fuck bollocks fucking cunting shit bastard cunt fuck shit fuck.

Also, variations of the above.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 2:48, archived)
#
F*ck your daddys boyhole!
(thorneyvilla, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 7:37, archived)
# Alone in the car
Where I can scream cunt as loudly as I like while still maintaining my day to day femininity and grace. Hah.
(vampyre_gem has been dead since, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 16:00, archived)
# My favourite swearing is
scruffy looking nerf herder cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! iodax, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Swearing
"Great-googly-moogly! Son of a biscuit! Gol-darn it!" because I am a very nice girl. And I hate the taste of soap.
(blondbs, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 19:03, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:49, archived)
# Cheesemonger.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:29, archived)