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# ShotDeadintheHead T-shirt compo
Shotdead have given us five sweary t-shirts to give away to you



All you have to do is complete the following tiebreaker in 50 words or less, "My favourite swearing is..."

Or you can buy the t-shirt here.
www.shotdeadinthehead.com/product_view.aspx?pid=3687

UPDATE: WINNERS!


* T-SHIRTS COMPO RESULTS - last week asked
"what is your favourite swearing?" to win 5
T-shirts. The winners:
1. "cuntbubble" - Wasp Box
2. "My favourite swearing is cunt / Its near
the arse, but at the front / I'd argue is
better than shit if is pleases / I'd fuck your
cunt but not your faeces" - PhillieJoe
3. "My favourite swearing is on a bible. I
like to say cunt while holding one" - The
Twisted Omentum
4. "go and take a running fuck up your own
cunt" - drbroon
5. "My favourite swearing is "faggot
butterfly" in Hungarian." - The Hedgehog From
Hell.
Make sure you get in touch ASAP with your size
/ address to send them to. Or if you want to
/ buy one? Go to the shotdead site:
www.shotdeadinthehead.com/product_view.aspx?pid=3687
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Eddie
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Something tells me I'll be hiding this thread soon...
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Did some guy from another forum put you up to this?
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Also: arse capers
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:44, archived)
# literal translations of your dutchy swears are better than that
May I remind you of kloothummel :p



kloothummel = testicle bumblebee for those who don't know dutchese
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:24, archived)
# cuntcrumbles
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:43, archived)
# "My favourite swearing is...
on a bible.

I like to say cunt while holding one"
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:44, archived)
# cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes,
cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:44, archived)
# hooray!
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:45, archived)
# thatll never win vyvan
it's only ten words
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:16, archived)
# because I only have one leg
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Berk.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:46, archived)
# My favourite swearing is swearing a stshirt by sShotDeadintheHead, because they're sfabulous.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Brown nose.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Nenda kajitombe kumandizi
Which translates: "Go fuck yourself pussy of a banana" in Swahili

www.youswear.com/index.asp?language=Swahili
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:49, archived)
# I can say "faggot butterfly" in Hungarian,
but I have no idea how to spell it.

edit: www.b3ta.com/board/10701597
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:50, archived)
# F-A-G-G-O-T-B-U-T-T-E-R-F-L-Y-I-N-H-U-N-G-A-R-I-A-N
/JimDavidsonLevelsOfComedy
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Meow
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:58, archived)
# You spelled IT wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:01, archived)
# my hovercraft is full of faggot butterflies
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:46, archived)
# I'd crawl over fifty pussies just to get to one fat boy's asshole.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:51, archived)
# ... said Stagger Lee.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:55, archived)
# FUCK!
CUNTFLAPS
MOTHERSHIT
WANKFUCK
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:53, archived)
# yer maws got baws and yer da' loves it
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:56, archived)
# .. all of the Anglo-Saxon stuff. Swearing at anyone in French makes it sound like you want to sex them up, not fuck them up.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:58, archived)
# ...golly gosh
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:58, archived)
# He is soooo gay for it.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:07, archived)
# haha
in a parallel universe rob attends his radishes in peace
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:07, archived)
# haha
and rubs his parsnips o_0
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:20, archived)
# HASA DIGA EBOWAI!
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Over 400k !!!!! You Fucking band raping cunt!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Arsecrumpets
Edit: Maybe I should consult an expert
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:00, archived)
# ... I cunt fuck of anything bastard to wank. I mean... couldn't think of anything better to wear.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:04, archived)
# shitfuckarsewankbollocks
repeatedly
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:06, archived)
# suck the cuntshite off my aidsdick you spazflid mong
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:09, archived)
# My favourite swearing is the kind that gets you arrested for wearing a T-shirt with swearing on it
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Would buy this ^ :)
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:11, archived)
# bumweasels!
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:13, archived)
# cuntbubble
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:16, archived)
# "My favourite swearing is..."
Can I have a free t-shirt, please.


You cunt.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Badgerflaps.
Not that I want a sweary shirt. How uncouth.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:18, archived)
# But can it be milked?
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Sod it, might as well tell the full story:
A good few years ago, I was working with a Scottish girl and a Hungarian girl. We were comparing language notes, and Jenny kept asking Dori what different swear words were in Hungarian. Frequently she had to explain what they meant in English first.
After she'd worked down the list to 'faggot' (sounded like 'koochuk', dunno how it's spelled) I asked why she was so obsessed with swear words. Why not ask about something nice, like 'butterfly'?
Dori's response was immediate. "Ah, butterfly! That's 'pillangro'."
A lovely, musical word which flies pleasantly off the tongue.
"Koochuk pillangro," muttered Jenny.

This is why my favourite swearing is "faggot butterfly" in Hungarian.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:22, archived)
# All things considered, you probably should win.
What with this being an actual answer and not just wanton profanity hurled at the internet.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:30, archived)
# You spelled "fuck off back to QOTW" wrong.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Ha ha.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:37, archived)
# ARSE NUGGETS
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:23, archived)
# My favourite swearing is
combining rude words with inherently funny and gross ones, e.g. "queef-sucking fucknoodler" and seeing if the target is amused or insulted.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:24, archived)
# My favourite swearing is
That fucking t-shirt wouldn't fit a fat bastard like me 'cos the cunts that make garments never make them big enough for sweaty wankers like me. The cunty cunts.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:29, archived)
# shit on my dick and punch it (muttered when mildly/deeply frustrated eg. when coffee is spilt on the rug)
Sweet cunty Mcfuck! (the atheist alternative to "Jesus Fuck")
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Pillow-minged chutney fuckhead
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:40, archived)
# My favourite swearing is
performed whilst wearing a sexy latex lady face, and interspersed with llama noises.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:45, archived)
# My favourite swearing is....
cock juggling bastard son of a whore thundercunting fuckminge.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:46, archived)
# My favourite swearing
is the kind you can drop into conversation without anyone noticing until the other person does a double take about two sentences later whilst you're trying to suppress your laughter.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:49, archived)
# My favourite swearing is...
performed at great length, usually invoking references to the inbred state of the receiver of ire and the nature of their manifold shortcomings. Usually when they're not in the room, of course.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:53, archived)
# go and take a running fuck up your own cunt
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Shitehawk.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:56, archived)
# My favourite swearing is cunt
Its near the arse, but at the front,
I'd argue is better than shit if is pleases
I'd fuck your cunt but not your faeces
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:04, archived)
# my favorite swearing
is to pick a swear word and wring the life out of it

cocking cock cockery
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:07, archived)
# My favourite swearing is...
Grandparent swearing. It sounds polite at first, but is really vitriol disguised by werthers originals sweetness.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:19, archived)
# My favourite swearing is both big and clever.
It's "bigfuckingclever".
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:53, archived)
# My favourite swearing is...
the accidental swearing my friend Xiumei used to do. Being Chinese and my name being Quentin (or Q as most call me) "It's for Q" most common. But my absolute favourite was the day she asked me to tally up some figures for her, "You Count!"
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:58, archived)
# fucktastic cockmunching cuntslappers
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:08, archived)
# semprini
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:27, archived)
#
"My favourite swearing is..."

...from my Azerbaijani ex-girlfriend. I was joking about buying her from her dad for two sheep and a goat and she responded in all seriousness; "Sheeps, yes. But not goat. Goat is a swearing."
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Cunt, fuck, bollocks.
And also wholly unnecessary
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 17:10, archived)
# My favourite swearing is the one that I'm wearing
A classy top hat engraved with a "twat!"
Wellies (for muck) which print the word "fuck*
And a publicity stunt which holds the word "cunt."
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 17:37, archived)
# ..thingy......
"My favourite swearing is...meh"
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 18:15, archived)
# My favourite swearing is...
Bum because I can't be arsed.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Big Dog's Cock
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 18:55, archived)
# My fave swearing is
Shitbuggerbastardpissfuckfart.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 19:23, archived)
# Wubstep.
Or, I'll also accept "I CAN EAT THREE".
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Arse-biscuits!
Because if you're going to swear, you should jolly well have something to dunk in your tea too.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:19, archived)
# My favourite swearing is...
Shit fuck arse bastard cunt fucking shit fuck bollocks fucking cunting shit bastard cunt fuck shit fuck.

Also, variations of the above.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 2:48, archived)
#
F*ck your daddys boyhole!
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 7:37, archived)
# Alone in the car
Where I can scream cunt as loudly as I like while still maintaining my day to day femininity and grace. Hah.
(, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 16:00, archived)
# My favourite swearing is
scruffy looking nerf herder cunt.
(, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Swearing
"Great-googly-moogly! Son of a biscuit! Gol-darn it!" because I am a very nice girl. And I hate the taste of soap.
(, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 19:03, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:49, archived)
# Cheesemonger.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:29, archived)