Ok, 2nd time lucky...


From the computer and video games that were never made challenge. See all 585 entries (closed)

(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:54, archived)

yay
delete the other one and make people happy :)
( popt_art, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:54, archived)

If you enjoyed that...
... check out www.worldwidewebshite.com for more crap. And it is crap
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:57, archived)

i'll look at your website
if you delete that last post...
( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:20, archived)

If I knew how
Wait, a post from tonight???
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:23, archived)

ummm yeah,
the post below this one where you unsuccessfully tried to post your picture. i might be stinking drunk and in a bad mood, but i'm only trying to help. we've all made the same mistakes, but the trick is to learn from them....
( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:28, archived)

That description
is quality. Woo!
( Collatallie Sisters, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:55, archived)

HOORAY.
anyone for a mexican wave?
( carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:55, archived)

is that like
long wave, short wave, or a permanent wave... (i have been meaning to make these ideas for some time)
( popt_art, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:56, archived)

afternoon all
who found that 'brutal haircutting' game?
Haircuts. Bsshhhh.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:59, archived)

i almost got called Mick Hucknall
last night because of my large barnet. the cheek.
( carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:01, archived)

Bugger me backwards
It worked, it bloody worked.
I pissed off about ten people last night posting pictures that ate up all the monitor space. I hadn't been called cunt so much since my last birthday....
Oh well, that's nice. I did it.
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:55, archived)

isn't that
the same pic as last night?
( Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:56, archived)

Yes
but it's the first time I've managed to post it as a normal size. Finally.
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:59, archived)

what did you do on your last birthday?
or are you just a cunt?
( 100% of Gibbon, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:57, archived)

Turned up

(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:12, archived)

but...
it worked last night too.
I've seen that picture five times now in twice as many threads.
you do understand that a) a thread can be deleted b) a new topic can be (politely) addressed in an existing thread c) reposting pictures never makes you popular and d) we are willing to answer any questions you may have that aren't in the faq?
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:58, archived)

Yes
Sorry. New.
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:59, archived)

no problem.
you'll soon be spending the majority of your daily life here.
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:02, archived)

don't be scared hun!
the daytime goblins usually go to bed at about 11pm, and then the nicer (drunker) types take over (i.e. me) - it's Saturday night though, so the goblins stay up late!
( mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:02, archived)

Oh dear god...
I used to spend `some' time in a chatroom when I first got online in 97 and had a painful blind date from it. I can't, nay, won't do the chitchat malarky. I have a life to live.

Ok, I don't.
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:05, archived)

ok
just trying to be friendly - I'll leave you to it from now on
( mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:06, archived)

No no,
don't worry. I feel the rush of excitement coming back into my life again. What's threadjacking when it's at home anyway? Oh, hang on, it's butting in on someone elses thread, presumably
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:08, archived)

yes
and are you being friendly again? I was about to give you my first ever "woo yay" (and your's too!) - you have to work for those you know - I've posted LOADS and got sod all!
( mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:11, archived)

Woo yay me then

(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:13, archived)

bless!
you can't do that to yourself! Not unless you're very flexible!

but WOO to you!
( mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:15, archived)

Yay
I do hope you're female otherwise you'll need to woo yay my business partner Harry Webshite
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:19, archived)

excuse me.
I am an ogre. not a goblin. are you color blind? we're green, not blue.
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:05, archived)

sorry!
my nocturnal eyes are dimmed at this time of year
( mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:07, archived)

now then!
I particularly liked the "filthy, matted beard" bit! But hang on - I need to threadjack for a mo....
( mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:55, archived)

THREADJACK
how many posts before I'm allowed to give a "woo yay"? I'm nearly at 300
( mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:56, archived)

13500 officially
but you can get away with a few either side
( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:57, archived)

oh please!
can you two agree a number between 1 and 13500? (and don't say 7850)
( mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:58, archived)

1
( bananaman, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:57, archived)

1/2 a post
and a parp.
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:58, archived)

that, by the way,
is an excellent example of politely addressing another topic in an existing thread.

(the previous sentence contained no sarcasm, nor did this one or the one following it.)
(ok, maybe this one does.)
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:01, archived)

now then
thank you! praise from a daytime goblin!

(and there was NO sarcasm in that) (honest, guv)
( mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:05, archived)

what makes you think I'm a daytime gob- person?
I'm omnipresent.
no seriously, I'm on at totally random times. sometimes I won't be on for days, other times I'll be on for days.
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:08, archived)

and we all
love you for it, zoggles.
( 100% of Gibbon, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:10, archived)

no ye don' ye cants!
'e's callin me noims!
WOK AWOY MITE! JES' WOK AWOY!

(my english accent is getting better this trip, don't you think?)
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:14, archived)

that's very good
you sound just like dick van dyke.
( 100% of Gibbon, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:29, archived)

because
I lurk in the daylight hours, and post after dark, and I've only noticed you when the sun is in the sky!
( mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:12, archived)

hardcore
:)
( popt_art, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:12, archived)

no,
SPEEDCORE!
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:16, archived)

it's an almost
way of life
( popt_art, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:18, archived)

on your first, as far as i'm concerned.
i wasn't aware that there were rules on it...

for example...

edit: please accept my apologies, fellow dial-uppers. i had no idea that file was 315k. now, i shall have to search for the smaller, board-friendly version.
( 100% of Gibbon, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:03, archived)

Is it just me
or does that look a bit like wee? Maybe it's my handwriting...
( Whillow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:18, archived)

ok, thats actually quite good..
now delete the other post.

hint: you could have edited the previous post...

;-)
( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:55, archived)

I could...
if I knew what I was doing
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:58, archived)

There's a link next to the old post
that looks like this > Delete <. You click it & see what happens
( Duncan Disorderly, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:10, archived)

Right, but...
when you say the old post, are you referring to my first one today, or the huge ones from yesterday???
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:30, archived)

hooray!

( 100% of Gibbon, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:55, archived)

Worth the wait!
true as well (apart from the beard bit)
( Duncan Disorderly, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:58, archived)

ah
i've been playing the sussex edition this week.

huzzah for you!
( bananaman, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 0:57, archived)

have you got past that third level?
with the angry farmer? he chases me with a gun and a dog and i just fall into a big chasm. how do i get past it?
( carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:02, archived)

You don't
Wait for the farmer to approach you first and you can stab him with your fruitknife
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:06, archived)

Don't stab him!
If you ask him about his randy bull, he gives you the chicken you can roast on the brick in the oven.
( Duncan Disorderly, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:16, archived)

Withnail and I, I presume.
Stop saying that, Withnail, of course he's the fucking farmer!
( Whillow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:20, archived)

of course...
as a child, I used to weep in butchers shops
( Duncan Disorderly, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:36, archived)

hehe
:)
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 1:02, archived)