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# Who cares?
The "Rainbows" question has been asked since the 80s :D
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# Could be vampire shit these days, though.
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# I was just thinking that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha aboard the ship of Theseus, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 17:09, archived)
# you're only lying to yourself
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# In fact I took it a stage further...
what if vampires shit out sparkles and glitter, then wiped their arses on sheets of paper...
then you collected up the sheets of paper, bound them together, placed them inbetween two stiffer cover pages, wrote a title on the front cover...
You see where I'm going with this? You could have a whole series of them, even offer them for sale... of course people probabaly wouldn't buy them, I mean, WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO LOOK AT A LOAD OF SPARKLY VAMPIRE SHIT?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha aboard the ship of Theseus, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 17:21, archived)
# The thing is, would vampires actually shit?
They drink blood. Do they eat anything as well? If not, then their shits would be few and far between, and would be like black pudding.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 17:22, archived)
# In fact they'd constantly be under medical observation.
You're supposed to go to your doctor if you shit black... then they test the shit for blood...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha aboard the ship of Theseus, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 17:24, archived)
# you could have stumbled onto something...
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# black pudding. exactly what I thought
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# they would shit scabs
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# I think you need to work on your dragons den pitch
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# arf! :)
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# Someone brought some fairy cakes in to work that were decorated with red glitter.
I was most disappointed to discover it does not retain its shininess along its (or one's own) passage.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish The day the motion stopped, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 17:14, archived)
# but......unicorns have glitter filters :D
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# Apparently it works in gorillas
sparkly gorilla crap
I think you should try again, with more glitter
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# And more female gorilla hormones...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish The day the motion stopped, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 18:15, archived)
# I've heard they work wonders for hair growth
and taste for ants
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