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(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Could be vampire shit these days, though.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 17:07, archived)
# I was just thinking that.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 17:09, archived)
# you're only lying to yourself
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 17:12, archived)
# In fact I took it a stage further...
what if vampires shit out sparkles and glitter, then wiped their arses on sheets of paper...
then you collected up the sheets of paper, bound them together, placed them inbetween two stiffer cover pages, wrote a title on the front cover...
You see where I'm going with this? You could have a whole series of them, even offer them for sale... of course people probabaly wouldn't buy them, I mean, WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO LOOK AT A LOAD OF SPARKLY VAMPIRE SHIT?
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 17:21, archived)
# The thing is, would vampires actually shit?
They drink blood. Do they eat anything as well? If not, then their shits would be few and far between, and would be like black pudding.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 17:22, archived)
# In fact they'd constantly be under medical observation.
You're supposed to go to your doctor if you shit black... then they test the shit for blood...
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 17:24, archived)
# you could have stumbled onto something...
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 17:32, archived)
# black pudding. exactly what I thought
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 18:13, archived)
# they would shit scabs
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 18:41, archived)
# I think you need to work on your dragons den pitch
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 17:30, archived)
# arf! :)
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 17:16, archived)
# Someone brought some fairy cakes in to work that were decorated with red glitter.
I was most disappointed to discover it does not retain its shininess along its (or one's own) passage.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 17:14, archived)
# but......unicorns have glitter filters :D
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Apparently it works in gorillas
sparkly gorilla crap
I think you should try again, with more glitter
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 17:44, archived)
# And more female gorilla hormones...
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 18:15, archived)
# I've heard they work wonders for hair growth
and taste for ants
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 18:28, archived)