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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 17:12,
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In fact I took it a stage further...what if vampires shit out sparkles and glitter, then wiped their arses on sheets of paper...
then you collected up the sheets of paper, bound them together, placed them inbetween two stiffer cover pages, wrote a title on the front cover...
You see where I'm going with this? You could have a whole series of them, even offer them for sale... of course people probabaly wouldn't buy them, I mean, WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO LOOK AT A LOAD OF SPARKLY VAMPIRE SHIT?
(then you collected up the sheets of paper, bound them together, placed them inbetween two stiffer cover pages, wrote a title on the front cover...
You see where I'm going with this? You could have a whole series of them, even offer them for sale... of course people probabaly wouldn't buy them, I mean, WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO LOOK AT A LOAD OF SPARKLY VAMPIRE SHIT?
mofaha aboard the ship of Theseus, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 17:21,
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The thing is, would vampires actually shit?They drink blood. Do they eat anything as well? If not, then their shits would be few and far between, and would be like black pudding.
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The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 17:22,
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In fact they'd constantly be under medical observation.You're supposed to go to your doctor if you shit black... then they test the shit for blood...
( mofaha aboard the ship of Theseus, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 17:24,
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you could have stumbled onto something...(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 17:32,
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I think you need to work on your dragons den pitch(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 17:30,
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