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# My medical opinion is WHY THE HELL HAVE YOU COME TO ASK MY OPINION YOU TIT. I'M A GP.
DO YOU SEE AN X-RAY MACHINE IN MY ROOM?
NO!
WHY NOT?
BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING GP YOU CRETIN. NOW FUCK OFF TO A&E BEFORE I SHOUT AT YOU SOME MORE.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Toucan; the doctor who cares.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)
# My patients ask for me by name.
'Ok, so I've booked you in 10.30 tuesday morning with Dr Cunt'.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Typical bloody NHS.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 16:13, archived)
# Hopefully once the reform bill goes through I will get my own x-ray machine.
And my own sexy nurse to, *cough* 'assist' me.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Yeah... assist... ;D
Like, get her to bring you coffee and print off invoices? That'd be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Malcolm Tucker as House MD
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 16:24, archived)
# This would be the best thing on tv EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 16:46, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 17:23, archived)