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(andyo, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:49, archived)

Arms!
Color arms black!

Otherwise WOO.
( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:50, archived)

holy crap!
somebody photoshopped a picture!
woo!
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:55, archived)

pho-to-shop
what is this language?
(tinkers rucksack, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:56, archived)

burn the stranger
with fire and sticks.
( carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:56, archived)

All we've got
is fire and dogs!
( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:57, archived)

dagnabbit
what'll i do with this kindling?
(tinkers rucksack, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:58, archived)

sell
it to the blind woman for csah
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:08, archived)

good enough
burn the dogs and throw them!
( carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:58, archived)

burning dogs?
eep. I'm going to go take refuge under my covers.
goodnight all!
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:59, archived)

night
night.
( carrot rope, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:01, archived)

noight
noight!
( Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:09, archived)

i've got
a really big willy, if that helps.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:58, archived)

is your cock
the size of a fucking huge cock?
( zog knees! knees! nuh nuh nuh nuh knees!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:00, archived)

no
my cock is about average.
But the one in a jar on my mantlepiece is the size of a fucking huge cock.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:01, archived)

I captured
the coinage of that you know.
:)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:02, archived)

was it
with a big fucking net?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:04, archived)

yes it was
an intra one
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:06, archived)

"You're the gayest man
I've ever kissed"
(_, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:13, archived)

Beavis and Butthead were cool
uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 2:58, archived)

(o)9(o)

( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:01, archived)

Excellent
uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuuhhu
(Boris Webshite, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:08, archived)