Mrs Mangle has got herself in a spot of botherEarlier, in Lassiter's hotel bar, ripped to the tits on flaming sambucas, she spotted Mr Miyagi out of Karate Kid. Feeling somewhat frisky, her loins lubricated with much alcohol, she went over to chat him up. It turned out Miyagi was with Paul Kersey out of the Death Wish films and that the two of them were looking for a willing participant to join their hardcore twos-up BDSM games. It didn't take many more sambucas to get Mrs Mangle to agree and the three of them had gone up to Miyagi's suite on the top floor.
Now she has awoken, chained to the bed, naked, spreadeagled and bleeding from various wounds and welts and smeared from head to toe in swarfega. She looks up at Miyagi who is standing naked on her chest in the 'crane' position, his immense, rock hard penis dripping pre-cum onto her face, a pair of crocodile clips hang from his tight, wrinkled scrotum with wires leading off somewhere out of sight. He holds in his small, neat hands a cheap Homebase hedgetrimmer and is revving it as he stares down at her hard, pointy nipples. Out of the corner of her eye, she can see Kersey edging nearer, also naked and greased, holding a B&Q own-brand strimmer across his hairy chest. As he gets closer she notices his tumescent member is covered in a fine network of scars and fresh cuts, blood seeping out steadily onto the expensive carpet.
It is only now that Mrs Mangle realises she cannot remember the safe word and that she will be unable to stop them doing whatever it is they're about to do.
The safe word is 'Galah'.
(Now she has awoken, chained to the bed, naked, spreadeagled and bleeding from various wounds and welts and smeared from head to toe in swarfega. She looks up at Miyagi who is standing naked on her chest in the 'crane' position, his immense, rock hard penis dripping pre-cum onto her face, a pair of crocodile clips hang from his tight, wrinkled scrotum with wires leading off somewhere out of sight. He holds in his small, neat hands a cheap Homebase hedgetrimmer and is revving it as he stares down at her hard, pointy nipples. Out of the corner of her eye, she can see Kersey edging nearer, also naked and greased, holding a B&Q own-brand strimmer across his hairy chest. As he gets closer she notices his tumescent member is covered in a fine network of scars and fresh cuts, blood seeping out steadily onto the expensive carpet.
It is only now that Mrs Mangle realises she cannot remember the safe word and that she will be unable to stop them doing whatever it is they're about to do.
The safe word is 'Galah'.
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 2 Mar 2012, 13:09,
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he keeps catching me at lunchtimeso i was prepared today so's i could post from my phone
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 2 Mar 2012, 13:26,
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This is one of those dream sequences they sometimes do in 'Neighbours'isn't it?
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Smallbrainfield,
Fri 2 Mar 2012, 13:12,
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Yes, i was merely recalling yesterday's episode Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 2 Mar 2012, 13:29,
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this is why words are great
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 2 Mar 2012, 13:14,
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Wow.That is all.
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 2 Mar 2012, 13:15,
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It's the penthouse suitenothing but the best for Mr Miyagi
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 2 Mar 2012, 13:29,
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You flaming sambuca!
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 2 Mar 2012, 14:12,
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If only he'd draw stuff like this.I'd see him as a manga Jilly Cooper. As it is, I continue to be deeply disappointed by the output.
I would write more, but I'm wanking into a whirring Flymo and one-handed typing is risky.
(I would write more, but I'm wanking into a whirring Flymo and one-handed typing is risky.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 2 Mar 2012, 14:23,
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I'm glad you have your priorities straight Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 2 Mar 2012, 14:34,
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