he ordered some stuff from us once
and it was delivered wrong,
he said
"it's close, but it's not right"
( mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 11:31, archived)

lol!
I knew someone would say something like that!
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 11:33, archived)

actually true too!
*FACT* see

he lives down the road from where i work
( mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 12:27, archived)

'it's good...
...but it's not the one.'
(Tendency, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 11:40, archived)