In the shops by next season

(matthewcr, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 17:30, archived)

but by the next season
there'll be no one to buy it because

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
( kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 17:34, archived)

If the worst comes to the worst, at least die in comfort.

( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 17:47, archived)

soft cozy bed

( kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 17:52, archived)

I accidentally walked through a queue of
people at the airport, half of whom were wearing face masks... I proceeded to my connecting flight and spread the disease farther afield...
( dutchbird, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 17:35, archived)

Its all a bit
Twelve donkeys Monkeys
( Bud Muhnquai is a crack dealer, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 17:38, archived)

I think I saw myself
as a child buying a carton of Marlboro...
( dutchbird, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 17:41, archived)

But the face masks are pointless,
because SARS is water-borne, isn't it?
( The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 17:42, archived)

probably, yes
Wonder if you're more likely to get it in first class?
( Tart Monkey, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 17:44, archived)

Good one.
Professor John Oxford, a virology expert from Queen Mary's College in London, told BBC News Online: "There's not much you can do to avoid this, unless you go and live as a hermit."

What do they pay these chaps for?
( Tart Monkey, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 17:40, archived)

to study viruses?
dunno, just a guess...
( kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 17:41, archived)

They've told people in Singapore
to avoid crowded places. No problem there, then.
( dutchbird, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 17:42, archived)

Well if the thing keeps spreading
then there mightn't be crowds for too long...
( bob dinosaur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 17:45, archived)

Chuckle
I did

( JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 17:46, archived)