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# It's because I'm an unappreciated genius
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:41, archived)
# i appreciate you
*panders*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Thank you :)
I appreciate pandering

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:45, archived)
# this leaves my sex glands in a cold fugue
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:48, archived)
# This might warm them up a bit


SO FUCKING FIT
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:51, archived)
# he's got less floppy bits than i have
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)
# That's Kirsten Dunst!
She's not meant to have floppy bits.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)
# nor am i
but i have
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:13, archived)
# I bet your beard isn't as natty as hers though
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:26, archived)
# not quite
but i could do with some nair
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:39, archived)
# I know not of this "nair" of which you speak
One assumes it is related to Veet. I think it would take more than Veet to clear Kirsten's beard.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:43, archived)
# *puts a tenner on "almost"*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Haha
A man who likes to live dangerously.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:44, archived)