You can write 'invisible' in microscopic letters and make it become invisible...even though it was already a statement of invisibility, but you might be able to find it.
If you make a microscope invisible, it becomes a Nobel-prize-winning microscope that you can't find.
(If you make a microscope invisible, it becomes a Nobel-prize-winning microscope that you can't find.
Yo 'Ho of Charles Dance mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:57,
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Boffins once invented a microscopic microscope.It created a black hole which sucked their laboratory into a singularity, and would have destroyed the world if quick-thinking military officials hadn't nuked it.
Will these scientists never learn?
(Will these scientists never learn?
The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:00,
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Ah, so they nuked it with a microscopic warhead rather than an invisible one.Black holes are invisible. Well, the thing about a black hole - it's main distinguishing feature - is it's black. And the thing about space, the colour of space, your basic space colour - is black. So how are you supposed to see 'em?
except for the silly gravity thing
(except for the silly gravity thing
Yo 'Ho of Charles Dance mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:05,
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That would be an awesome ad campaign"I was standing on the edge of the event horizon, but I could see fuck all Hawking radiation...
...until I went to Specsavers."
(...until I went to Specsavers."
Yo 'Ho of Charles Dance mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:18,
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And this week is a second pair free.(
edjogs Exacerbation will only make it worse., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:57,
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