WALLS ABRADED TO NOTHING BY HAIL OF SUPERSONIC DANGLEBERRIES'I watched my store disappear in hurricane of rusty water' says local grocer.
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"THE LAST I SAW OF MY WIFE, SHE SAID, THAT'S A CLOUD OF CORN" says local jewellery monger, Billy Fructose.
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PEBBLEDASH UP TO FOUR FEET THICK COATS NATIONAL MONUMENT.CONGRESS ADJOURNS AFTER OUTBREAK OF BOKING.
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"STILL TASTES BETTER THAN A KEBAB" - Randy Quim, passing tourist.
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