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[challenge entry] Brotherly love

Not sure if Turtles are compo relevant but EWC seems to be getting away with it ;)

From the Superheroes at Home challenge. See all 163 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Hahaha oh fuck! What am I looking at?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:31, archived)
# The basement where Moggy intends to "keep" you
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:38, archived)
# Better get practicing gnawing through zip ties.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha, fucking HELL.
The Blue Peter poster is the total icing on the cake.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:34, archived)
# Extra points if you can say why it's included :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:35, archived)
# Urban dictionary to the rescue
When a man has had so much sex, his penis will not become erect anymore. This is referred to as having a "Blue Peter".


Or was it because John Noakes was once caught nobbing a turtle in the Blue Peter garden, while Janet Ellis frotted herself against Percy Throwers cold, wet, corpse?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA! Jesus fucking christ!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:41, archived)
# Remember that time when your mum wouldn't let you watch Newsround?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:45, archived)
# I suppose it explains that one episode of the Really Wild Show
where you could see a turtle with constantly bulging eyes... swimming a bit funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:52, archived)
# Ellis > Ellis-Bextor
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:45, archived)
# Eh?
Mother/Daughter confusion?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:48, archived)
# I'm saying that Janet Ellis is greater than Sophie Ellis-Bextor.
That's a fairly obvious statement though, right?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:55, archived)
# I see what you mean.
But ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:00, archived)
# I was thinking more in the 80s.
When Ellis-Bextor was in her infancy.

Luckily, though, I also fuck kids.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:04, archived)
# Here's bum we splayed earlier?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:39, archived)
# well played Miss Ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:40, archived)
# Young lady!

But as they say in Belgravia, "vey, vey, droll".
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:41, archived)
# Disturbingly, my local ice cream van's jingle is the Blue Peter theme.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:41, archived)
# It's Johnny Briggs round this way
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:43, archived)
# All I can remember about that show
is some dark-haired guy (Jonny's brother?) shoulder-charging the cellar door and then falling down the stairs inside, while mam becomes hysterical
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:47, archived)
# By the way, can I just say "B3TA Auction"?
This'll go down a storm
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:50, archived)
#
I do have a couple of high-res pics in there SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM however I will insist on keep drawing /board things at screen resolution purely for Photoshop response time on my slow and shit computer, so 800 pixels wide printed on A4 might not look that great ;)
Far as I know the Auction's closed for new items now anyway, otherwise I'd do some custom Turtles porn while I'm in the right wrong frame of mind :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:57, archived)
# Your talents deserve a much more betterer setup.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Far too kind :)
Fingers crossed will be getting a new machine soon
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:12, archived)
# Agreed
Let's all tell Adobe to hire some decent programmers who can actually write efficient software.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:13, archived)
# One round my way when I was younger played The Colonel Bogie March
better known as "Hitler has only got one ball"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:49, archived)
# I've had a few different ones from around my area
like Match of the Day, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, the speeches of Adolf Hitler...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzrWtFCXvhY
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:57, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:03, archived)
# This is making me chuckle so much!
There's something in the way it trundles along nonchalently
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:08, archived)
# excellent !
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:16, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:16, archived)
# That "32 flavors of vanilla" comment is brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:24, archived)
# Nice detail
Blue Peter boat (why???). - got it, see above
Vanilla Ice (maybe???)
And you just made me google 'usagi'. If that's not a reference to Dave from Cirencester, then I don't know what is.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:36, archived)
# Vanilla Ice... a perfect accompaniment I'm sure
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:36, archived)
# sooooothing, after all that "effort"
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:52, archived)
# ace!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Fuck! Ha ha ha fuck!
That's a thing of rare beauty. Vanilla Ice just finishes that off.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:39, archived)
# The one on the receiving end is chanting "go ninja, go ninja, go" under his breath, in time with the thrusting :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:40, archived)
# haha
I'd like to see the next slide involving these with Hitler, a nun and a bear... /cues Atomic
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:40, archived)
# CANDELLYNESSNESS !
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:19, archived)
# I'd like to see that too...
...oh you want me to draw it...
Happy Candles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:39, archived)
# o_0
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:49, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:58, archived)
# That's wonderful.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:28, archived)
# MODS!!!!!!!!
;) J/K WOO!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:51, archived)
# [mod edit]
Just to clarify the details above for those that aren't sure:
1. In 1990 Blue Peter showed viewers how to make a sewer base for the original Turtles figures, using little more than two cardboard boxes, a couple of kitchen roll middles and some grey paint
2. Vanilla Ice recorded the appalling "Ninja Rap" for the soundtrack of the second Turtles film, look the video up on YouTube if you fancy a giggle
3. Usagi Yojimbo is a samurai rabbit, a character in his own right but who guest-starred in the late 80s Turtles comics, cartoon and action figure range
4. "Ninja Pizza - home of the nice slice" is the name of the takeway chain which features in the first episode of the original cartoon
5. The sink plunger, toilet brush and ball gag rape scene was cut from the original second series as it was deemed inappropriate for younger viewers
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:10, archived)
# He's not wrong, you know
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J8OxCPUbrw

Except that last point, that might not be true
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:21, archived)
# Oh man, that's beautiful.
I really want to make one now ... maybe another night when I haven't been drinking :|
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:38, archived)
# Ignore them, eat pizza, seduce her.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Thanks all for the nice words :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:13, archived)
# he's gonna need some ass ice baby
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
I think you just ruined a few peoples childhoods,
This deserves an click!


*click*
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:54, archived)
# *head asplodes in astonishment*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:03, archived)
# Minds in the gutter.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:26, archived)
# wow
top work!
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:02, archived)