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# Too soon?
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Hull
Bound
(cheebatv, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:34, archived)
# i find this distasteful
i have to scroll down to see the full image, a cfb would have been better for my current screen res, for shame :(
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:40, archived)
# That's disgusting. You black hearted bastard :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:45, archived)
# Is that boat using a giant pair of Y-fronts as a sail?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:50, archived)
# It's a sheet soaked with blood and deceit.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:58, archived)
# They've done well to milk the situation, you gotta admit.
Granted, everyone still thinks they did it, but...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:02, archived)
# you mean
"does everyone think they did it?" as they are extremely litigious people who murdered their own kid.

oh.. wait.


If they didn't do it, the sad odds are that she made the international cutlet market many years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:11, archived)
# The international cutlet market? Is that where Maddy Bear Sausage comes from?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:18, archived)
# Curiously Uniform Meat product or chips?
hmm
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Hooray for Morrisons!
Turning kids fat with shitty processed foods for over a hundred years
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:24, archived)
# Isn't that Tesco's Billy Bear?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:26, archived)
# yes
and how it is "sausage"

which means that somewhere, there is an elongated cylinder of billybear pooping out of some extruded meat chute.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:28, archived)
# That disgusts me more than anything else I've ever seen or read here on b3ta.
*flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:31, archived)
# don't forget to wear a pretty dress while you do it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:34, archived)
# I might go and touch some ham now.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:32, archived)
# yum!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Oh shit, just did a search and looks like he's infiltrated Asda as well :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:29, archived)
# It received rave reviews!
www.ciao.co.uk/Billy_Bear_Sausage__5653994
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:33, archived)
# disturbing
"Mum started to buy this very yummy meat"

If someone thinks that kak is meat then they are fucked in the head.

I'm not a food nazi, but jesus christ, I bet this tastebudless twat likes turkey ham too.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:50, archived)
#
Is this more your kind of thing? www.shitefood.co.uk/2012/02/tulip-bacon-grill-review/
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:57, archived)
# nasty evil stuff
I can get away with tinned ham, for the most part

but so much of it is just ground up fat, water, gelatin and salt now.

but that tinned bacon grill shit.. oh god.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:02, archived)
# I like the way the 'review' cuts off, so you can add your own ending.
"'ve been eating Billy Bear Sliced Sausage for years now, and don't ever
intend to give up! Mum started to buy this very yummy meat when me and
my brother were very little, to encourage us to eat... "

THE FACES OF ENDANGERED ANIMALS
 
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:41, archived)
# The cylindrical billy bear is becoming extinct, due to low end demographics believing that it is tasty and actually meat.
Please, give generously.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:34, archived)
# probably oozed in through a gap under a door.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:33, archived)
# still, remember when they made people ill
thus proving that they used at least some kind of animal product in manufacture, and not just edible plastic.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Delightful goo blasted off the bits the other meat processors couldn't market.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Taste review here...
www.shitefood.co.uk/2011/08/billy-bear-slicing-sausage-review/
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Great site.
Not even in my wildest dreams did I ever think Frozen Cheesy Chips would exist in this real world of ours.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:45, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:21, archived)
# A b3ta classic!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:40, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:48, archived)
# Oof.
This is my hull bound image after the 'rendition' of Bin Laden

(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Ooof!
Nicely done.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:11, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:28, archived)
# Guilty guilty laughter.
You're a bad man and you should be proud.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:25, archived)
# HullLOL
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:35, archived)
#
youtu.be/YUcVncYr6xc
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:42, archived)
# thanks for dragging me to hull with you
guilty lols
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:09, archived)
# O M fucking G
I am seriously conflicted.
This is v good and until about 3.5 years ago I would have probably done something similar after seeing the bbc website today.
But I'm a parent to a nearly 3 year-old now and can't help thinking how awful it would be for the McCanns if they were innocent.
Good job they're not
/fucks off back to mumsnet
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Ooooh, you broke your sig 'n' stuff
it's all gone small.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Not on my browser.
But then, I'm special.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:42, archived)
# Oh yeah, it's OK in FF
and squidged in Chrome.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Yeah. I hav the codez
.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:48, archived)
# You mean you forgot a square bracket?
Also : when I'm replying to you I get sent to a www.b3ta.com/board/write.php?parent= page, this doesn't seem to happen with anybody else. Weirdo.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:56, archived)
# I get this when I reply to you:
b3ta.com/board/write.php?parent=10754371
freak
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:58, archived)
# How queer.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:03, archived)
# I just used the link in your post up there, and it posted a new message at the top of the board.
So I deleted it toot sweet .
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:04, archived)
# DIRTY THREAD DELETER
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:11, archived)
# It didn't even have a picture.
Rules mean nothing to me.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:14, archived)
# ooof fucking hell
looks like your train's going well past hull!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:21, archived)
# -_-
I never make such art.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:05, archived)
# No, you don't
This is satire, whereas you tend to cut to the chase, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:52, archived)