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# Isn't that Tesco's Billy Bear?
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# yes
and how it is "sausage"

which means that somewhere, there is an elongated cylinder of billybear pooping out of some extruded meat chute.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:28, archived)
# That disgusts me more than anything else I've ever seen or read here on b3ta.
*flounces*
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# don't forget to wear a pretty dress while you do it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:34, archived)
# I might go and touch some ham now.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:32, archived)
# yum!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Oh shit, just did a search and looks like he's infiltrated Asda as well :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:29, archived)
# It received rave reviews!
www.ciao.co.uk/Billy_Bear_Sausage__5653994
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# disturbing
"Mum started to buy this very yummy meat"

If someone thinks that kak is meat then they are fucked in the head.

I'm not a food nazi, but jesus christ, I bet this tastebudless twat likes turkey ham too.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:50, archived)
#
Is this more your kind of thing? www.shitefood.co.uk/2012/02/tulip-bacon-grill-review/
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# nasty evil stuff
I can get away with tinned ham, for the most part

but so much of it is just ground up fat, water, gelatin and salt now.

but that tinned bacon grill shit.. oh god.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:02, archived)
# I like the way the 'review' cuts off, so you can add your own ending.
"'ve been eating Billy Bear Sliced Sausage for years now, and don't ever
intend to give up! Mum started to buy this very yummy meat when me and
my brother were very little, to encourage us to eat... "

THE FACES OF ENDANGERED ANIMALS
 
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:41, archived)
# The cylindrical billy bear is becoming extinct, due to low end demographics believing that it is tasty and actually meat.
Please, give generously.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:34, archived)
# probably oozed in through a gap under a door.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:33, archived)