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# Available in SHOPS!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:20, archived)
# :D
I would buy that milk and pour it liberally over everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:21, archived)
# Filled with 'Almost Calcium'!
It's nearly good for you.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:30, archived)
# IBULEVE: IT'S NOT BUTTER
just imagine I'd been bothered to 'shop this, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:26, archived)
# I'm happy to go with that.
It's about as much effort as I can muster these days.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:31, archived)
# I managed to get a copy of Conspirators of Pleasure.
Going to watch it tonight...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:57, archived)
# I think you're in for a treat.
I haven't seen it for a few years, I should watch it again soon.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:01, archived)
# I looked it up on wikipedia
but the page has been vandalised by smallbrainfield.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conspirators_of_Pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:10, archived)
# With a synopsis like that, who wouldn't hunt it out?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:12, archived)
# PfffftHAHAHAHAHA! Is that what actually happens in the film?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:13, archived)
# Yes.
And that's just the set-up.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:15, archived)
# It seriously does sound like SBF had a part in this.
I have to see this, it sounds just... indescribable.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Definitely worth watching.
Everything I've seen by Jan Švankmajer has been really good.
I struggled a bit with Faust, because I wasn't familiar with the story beforehand, but it was still great to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:34, archived)
# Svankmajer very rarely gets it wrong. I loved his Alice in Wonderland.
This sounds a little too different to me, in terms of Svankmajer... but if it's still got the charm most of his work carries, I'm sure I'll be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Fantastiqe, must see this.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:29, archived)
# used to be so hard to find this stuff :D
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:53, archived)
# *Imagines*
Haha! WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:32, archived)
# I imagine that would get FPd
and subesquently lead to a high-paid job in advertising, as a result of which you'd become a happier and more fulfilled person.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:34, archived)
# Do it.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:38, archived)
# I imagine that it just got modded for no good reason whatsoever
and a big threadfight ensued

People got upset
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:48, archived)
# i left for good
twice
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:54, archived)
# it's the only way to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:56, archived)
# It was probably better in all of your imaginations

edit: I can tell you're all jelly as fuck of my mad photoshopping skillz0rz but I'm not replying because I'm going to flounce on 4,999 posts and you don't deserve my 5,000th
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:51, archived)
# this is shit, fuck off
.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:51, archived)
# harsh
but fair
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:09, archived)
# you've let everyone down
including yourself

I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say this: We hate you, you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Too right.
I hope Happy [mod edit] deletes it. And everything else that was posted today for good measure.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:54, archived)
# You've ruined everything.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Enter it in the "Disappointment" compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:58, archived)
# I hope we get the disappointment compo.
Otherwise I'll be disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:29, archived)
# This is why we can't have nice things.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:00, archived)
# i would not buy that
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:07, archived)
# FUCK!
I HATE THIS SO MUCH THAT I'M POSTING AGAIN JUST TO SHOUT AT IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:07, archived)
# ^
If I were less of a coward I would do the same
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:13, archived)
# DAMNIT!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:16, archived)
# AAAARRGGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:19, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:31, archived)
# FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:33, archived)
# I met a customer I had only had email contact with today
pretty girl. lovely eyes. very convergent.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:33, archived)
# I also have a customer called Phil Gasche
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:34, archived)
# "Sucking cock when the wind changed" eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:34, archived)
# that's the one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:36, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:57, archived)
# BWAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIINSSSSSSSSSS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:32, archived)
# I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT IS STILL HERE!!!
WHERE IS [mod edit] WHEN YOU NEED THE POWER-MAD, SELF-IMPORTANT, MAKE-THE-FUCKING-RULES-UP-AS-YOU-GO-ALONG TWAT?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:18, archived)
# yay! chewy
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Hahaha! Nicely.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:31, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:34, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:41, archived)
# and I bet it still hurts the roof of your mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:53, archived)
# hahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)
# MuttMilt
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:48, archived)
# 'get to fuck'
is an excellent phrase
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Especially in a Scottish accent.
GEHT TAE FACK
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:38, archived)
# ROLLOCKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:49, archived)
# My least favourite Monopoly card...
Get to Fuck.
Get directly to fuck.
Do not pass WIN.
Do not collect the adulation of your peers.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:38, archived)
# :D love the cheese one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:49, archived)
# hahaha
got milk? not milk.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:42, archived)
#
Hugh Dennis used to do a routine on this theme. IIRC it included "this is real custard and i'll deck anyone who says it isn't"
(champagnerocker, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Ha.
I suddenly have the urge to seek out some Mary Whitehouse Experience clips.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:53, archived)
# That could be tricky.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)
# \o/
www.youtube.com/watch?v=02i5GfKiVrQ
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
# haha
It hasn't aged too well, has it?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:20, archived)
# my Woo Lite reply disappeared!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:57, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sure you'll find something to eat.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:01, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:02, archived)
# MONOCLE : SMASHED
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:04, archived)
# My Word !
Right on so many levels!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:07, archived)
# you should see her in her bikini!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:13, archived)
# yes please
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:18, archived)
# that's exactly what's in my clipboard
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:23, archived)
# I certainly hope this is true
There is nothing sexier in this world than Nigella Lawson in a badly-fitting 1860s swimsuit
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:32, archived)
# TO THE BATCAVE
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:24, archived)
# Fuck yeahhh...so hot!
All night with this one.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)
# passion killer, she must be made entirely of cellulite
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:04, archived)
# No, apparently she's lost two family members to skin cancer or something
So is quite protective of her own.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:39, archived)
# hang on, I'm still setting up my tripod
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:21, archived)
# ERECTION : CONFIRMED
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:09, archived)
# the problem with nigella lawson
is that while i agree she has a nice pair of fairy cakes, she annoys the living fuck out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:16, archived)
# fairy cakes! arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Me too.
And while we're reducing women to their constituent parts, I can't help thinking she'd be very disappointing with no industrial-strength foundation garments to give her support .
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Safesearch off agrees
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:40, archived)
# hahaha industrial strength
girder-bras. built in the harland and wolf shipyards
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:40, archived)
# all the more reason to drive it into her, hard.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Ropes, gags, chains, whips...etc...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:56, archived)
# that reminds me, need to buy 2 pints of milk
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:35, archived)
# now that is definitely her off teh telly thingy
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:52, archived)
# Please, for the love of mercy, shop her in the whole outfit!
I also like what you've done with her eyes, though I only noticed that after half an hour of frenzied mastur- after half an hour of intense scrutiny.

Nigella or Carol Vorderman? If I was ever in such a lucky situation as to have to choose, I'd try my luck and ask for both at the same time.
b3ta.com/questions/bashthebishop/post1090900
(TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)
# I would like to work on that (the shop too), but I'm pressed for time.
I'll try to work it into my schedule this week.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:19, archived)
# mmm semi-skilled milt!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Shoppers who have selected these products have also selected...
"I like this!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:31, archived)
# i want whatever that cheese isn't :D
happy shopper lols
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:45, archived)
# I was going to shop
Tesco Value 'Fuck Me, It's Margarine!'

But I can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:28, archived)
# They did a version of this on the Mary Whitehouse experience in the 90s
The punchline built to: It's lard and I'll twat anyone who says its not.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:24, archived)
# This has spread to the world of terrorism
"I can't believe it's not the Real IRA"
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:50, archived)
# you've obviously not looked at the ingredients on a milk bottle lately
;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Yeah, if you want to get pure milk nowadays, you have to get it straight from a cow's tit.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:08, archived)
# I work for a dairy company - Email of the month - Comedy Value 10/10
That's some funny shit right there!
(I helped save b3ta! p4c_m4n There, I said it!, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 18:48, archived)