This is totally the best posts on b3ta ever
( broadsword, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)

o
( E Dubya, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)

People will remember this day
( broadsword, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)

I've forgotten it already
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:53, archived)

Who were you?
( broadsword, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)

Samantha Fox
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:56, archived)

I always preferred the other one, her with the dark hair
( broadsword, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:57, archived)

I've had her, her minge stank like a blocked drain at a halal butchers
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)

She said you had a willy like a pipecleaner that had been left in a bottle of turps
( broadsword, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)

I had to put it in her weehole or I couldn't feel the sides :(
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:00, archived)

I heard you wee'd in her weehole and she didn't even notice
( broadsword, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:02, archived)

she did when the bladder parasites starting breeding
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:04, archived)

It's cute that you've got a nickname for your semen
( broadsword, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:05, archived)

sod this, imma go talk to my parrot
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)

We've all 'talked to your parrot'
( broadsword, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:13, archived)

What Elvis said
( Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:51, archived)