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(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:17, archived)
# in other news
the person who created this:
news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/59967000/jpg/_59967927_jabba1_464.jpg is up for the Turner Prize
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Fuck me
That's pretty much what we get up to at our house at the weekends
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:22, archived)
# There's some genuinely good work this year
but what in the name of Ponda Baba's severed arm is THAT?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:24, archived)
# I would genuinely love to see the look on JMW Turner's face if he were presented with that
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:36, archived)
# jesus, it's like he's collected 10 years output from a cattery and glued it together
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:30, archived)
# I have a contrasting opinion
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:21, archived)
# It is a shade different.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 1 May 2012, 16:54, archived)
# *rocks out*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmqkMFCFqms
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Your fellow b3tan's what?
and which fellow b3tan?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Sorry
I have been hanging out on the talk board and they have poisoned my once happy disposition.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:26, archived)
# +1
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:07, archived)
# I'm at work with a big fucking monitor
gist please
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:23, archived)
# He thinks we're are all cunts
He's probably right.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:24, archived)
# I cut 'n' pasted it into Photoshop and rotated it a few times
I think I'm going to have to declare a complete and utter motherfucking blank on this one
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:26, archived)
# sorry
feel guilty now
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:29, archived)
# I wouldn't worry
There's loads of stuff I don't get about b3ta

Usually it involves sportball or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:30, archived)
# whack up the contrast
it's says we're cunts in very feint text
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Well I knew that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:33, archived)
# I am a cunt in bold text
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Try sliding lower in your seat
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:31, archived)
# So better advice would be:
"Copy this image into Photoshop and whack up the Levels to see what I think of my fellow B3tan's"

I don't get the monitor tilting shit at all
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:34, archived)
# It works on my laptop screen
I can see the text if I tilt it just a little
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:35, archived)
# I've just looked at my work (flatscreen) monitor from all angles
it doesn't work
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:37, archived)
# I can see it quite clearly when looking straight at it
It only disappears for me if I stand up and look down on it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:42, archived)
# I really can't see it on this monitor at all
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Now I look like a cunt in front of the office, peering at my monitor like some sort of fucking meerkat
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:47, archived)
# just accept the fact that you are a cunt, and be done with it
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:48, archived)
# I know that
I've come to terms with the fact that I'm a cunt

It's just this tilting-monitor bollocks that's fraped my gizzard
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:50, archived)
# I tilted my head instead.
It worked, but now I feel cheapened and insulted by the experience. I'm thinking of writing to Watchdog.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:41, archived)
# I tilted my screen and nothing happened :(
is it a compo entry?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:31, archived)
# See above
basically you need to fuck about with the levels to see anything

and then it's something you knew already
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Or use your favourite image editor to adjust the curves
for the long-way-round approach inclined

Edit: should probably read other replies before adding reused information
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Well thank fuck you got here in time
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
# That's nice, dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:37, archived)
# I tilted my monitor
until it nearly fell over. No dice.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 May 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Perhaps it doesn't work if you're not a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 16:36, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 May 2012, 17:50, archived)