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# Mummy?

*Legs it!*
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# Desmond Alan Ban Ki
That well-known pharoah
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# How do you ring a pharaoh's doorbell?
Toot-and-come-in.
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# Ouch!!
:)
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# How do you break into and plunder a pharaoh's tomb?
Ram 'n' seize
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# Can't say pharaoh than that! :D
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# If you thought you could, you'd be in De Nile
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# That's what my psychiatrist Ptolemy.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:57, archived)
# you should get a slap in the cheops for that
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner siggety siggety, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:58, archived)
# When I see a joke this bad I normally go
Oh *sigh* RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:03, archived)
# c'mon giza, this is gold
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner siggety siggety, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:04, archived)
# That joke absolutely sphinx
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:10, archived)
# I thot you'd say that, drunken miss imhotep
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner siggety siggety, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:18, archived)
# IMHO teh puns are getting worse.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish The day the motion stopped, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Somehow anubis would happen
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# isis the best you can do?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner siggety siggety, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:23, archived)
# I Ra-ther think I can do better
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# You're just never Hapi
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 1 May 2012, 17:18, archived)
# wait amunet until I think of another pun
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner siggety siggety, Tue 1 May 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Akhenaten more to offer.
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# I`m off to kuk my dinner
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner siggety siggety, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:07, archived)
# oh, that is very good
as are the rest, good pun kudos all round

+10 MegaCoup[ons
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# I think joefish's should win
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# drunken miss horus should win
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner siggety siggety, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:51, archived)
# YOU MAY SHARE YOUR COUPONS
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Tue 1 May 2012, 15:53, archived)
# oof!
you should submit that to the Daily Mail's puzzle page (assuming there is one)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast nevermind eh,, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:33, archived)
# :) Hehehe
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# Haha
"Darkie-queer-chink? I don't get it"
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# arf
:D
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# haha....three in a bed and the little one said
"bend over" :D
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# Tu can play dat gam
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# I wonder what the real Desmond Tutu would think of this
I imagine he'd be politely bemused
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# i'll send it to him* and see


*by which I mean, I'll spin around until I chunder
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Tue 1 May 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Chunder this way
www.tutu.org/contact.php
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Tue 1 May 2012, 15:19, archived)
# hmm they have an office in Roggebaai
imjussayin
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# lololol
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# TU SUUN!
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# I met him once in real life
he's lovely, and had a great sense of humour

I think he'd approve
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# I dunno, this one has swears

How you meat 2?
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# I confess, I didn't get a swear out of DT
must try harder
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# Where did you meet him?

If you say it was in a dream I shall disappoint (which would be apt, but it best not have been).
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# Nah I had a job where I got to meet world leaders and all that
He's a lot more fun than Kofi Annan but nowhere near as entertaining as Boris Johnson
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# O_O
Are you a member of the Galactic Federation?

Oh course if you were, you wouldn't be allowed to say.

*wink, wink..hoop, hoop, LOOP DE DOOP!*

Good juice, I love 2-2, him tho cyoot.

^_____________^
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# I wish I was
I'm just another wage slave who sometimes gets to rub shoulders occasionally

but 22 was by far the coolest person I got to meet
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# the best 2-2 ever
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# What's da madda tutu? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?
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# So you cooked up a storeh and dropped us into a meat grinda..
wat happened to you tutu, you used to be somebody I could truss

Also - Expendables 2 - many posters..most look constipated..you see
screenrant.com/expendables-2-character-posters-sandy-167445/
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# haha
i remember the running scene from the first one, stallone looked like he was going to pop
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# Yes, he looks like he's filling his colostomy bag reet up!
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# Hahahahahahahahahaa
Soupherb :D
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# TU + TU = TUTUTUTUTUTTUUTUTUTUTUTTUUTUTTUTT
ROOTY TUUT!
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# :)
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# heheh... they all look very pleased
to be part of this rebus.
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