Paddy Ashdown, the noted killer* and politician
* killing not proven at time of going to print( , Thu 3 May 2012, 14:53, archived)
is he doing the crossword, or is he drawing beards and willies on pictures of politicians?( , Thu 3 May 2012, 14:56, archived)
If he's reading the Evening Standard and he's anything like me
He's just writing the word "SHIT" in big letters across each page( , Thu 3 May 2012, 15:06, archived)
And then sending it back to the publishers,
along with a cover letter saying you've made some "helpful notes" on things that are wrong with the paper?( , Thu 3 May 2012, 15:09, archived)
Yeah, I've had to stop reading the Standard lately
...after they asked me not to( , Thu 3 May 2012, 15:10, archived)
He's doing the crossword.
But he's making every answer 'croissant' even if it doesn't fit.( , Thu 3 May 2012, 15:08, archived)
Bloody hell, that's a bit good!
* Clicks so hard his knob falls off( , Thu 3 May 2012, 15:19, archived)