Paddy Ashdown, the noted killer* and politician
* killing not proven at time of going to print
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Thu 3 May 2012, 14:53,
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Question is
is he doing the crossword, or is he drawing beards and willies on pictures of politicians?
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Thu 3 May 2012, 14:56,
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If he's reading the Evening Standard and he's anything like me
He's just writing the word "SHIT" in big letters across each page
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Thu 3 May 2012, 15:06,
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And then sending it back to the publishers,
along with a cover letter saying you've made some "helpful notes" on things that are wrong with the paper?
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Thu 3 May 2012, 15:09,
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Yeah, I've had to stop reading the Standard lately
...after they asked me not to
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Thu 3 May 2012, 15:10,
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He's doing the crossword.
But he's making every answer 'croissant' even if it doesn't fit.
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Thu 3 May 2012, 15:08,
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