Don't you hate it when you wear loose fitting boxers
and when you stand up your nuts have somehow got wrapped up and feel like they have been lassoed( , Sun 13 May 2012, 15:35, archived)
I honestly read that as "hot pants".
A mutant carnivorous Ewok squirrel thing with hot pants... the stuff of nightmares.( , Sun 13 May 2012, 15:49, archived)