Unfortunately the lube would probably be WD40
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 14 May 2012, 13:01,
archived)
beggars can't be choosersplus, that stuff stopped me from having to call out a locksmith last week
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 14 May 2012, 13:04,
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