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# hahaha and there I was thinking 4chan were our enemy
damn you divvy Arts!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 May 2012, 20:06, archived)
# in other news, how fucking rural am I?

every day for the last month we've had a male pheasant and his two lady friends chilling out in our garden.
They keep coming up to the patio door, I might invite them in for a bit of battenburg
Pheasants eat battenburg right?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 May 2012, 20:08, archived)
# Experiment with the battenburg you must
Though Colonel Boris might suddenly show up in a sec and verbally condemn you to fire and hell for doing so
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 14 May 2012, 20:14, archived)
# Battenburg ?
You want Roald Dahl's rohypnol raisins. Pheasant pie for dinner !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 14 May 2012, 20:19, archived)
# That might be better suited for peasants
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 14 May 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Sure, invite them in. Then you can make pheasant pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 May 2012, 20:51, archived)