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# am it teim for pitch forks?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 15 May 2012, 19:13, archived)
# a classic line - I lolled when I heard that on the radio
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Hahaha
She's a bit fucked isn't she
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:17, archived)
# not as much as she will be in prison
they'll be whittling her a special 'friend' out of a table leg right now

if she's a good girl, they might even sand it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Harsh, she might be rich enough to buy protection from the top dog
Or have a very boring time in solitary for a few years
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:28, archived)
# I'd like to think so,
But more likely 6 months' suspended thrown out on appeal and she goes home with a couple of hundred grand of our money.

Friends of Dave, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Christ, I hope not
I was just thinking there are an awful lot of people within the establishment Murdoch has put the dirt on, who want some vengeance.

She chose her master
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:33, archived)
# I bet Dave won't make a peep about any of this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 19:33, archived)
# He wont
He knows she's guilty as sin
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:38, archived)
# not in public, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:55, archived)
# hehehe quite baffling.. :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:22, archived)
# 15Kg's of 1p's and 2p's equals £42.13p :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:23, archived)
# :)
I'm not looking forward to carrying that lot to the bank, the coins are in one of those mini Heineken kegs which is 3/4 full
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 15 May 2012, 19:30, archived)
# You could have bought one of these if they hadn't been stolen!
www.b3ta.com/board/10768753
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:38, archived)
# 14.99828kg's is £41.13
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Hahaha, you are absolutly right (At a guess as i'm not rechecking) I rounded it down ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:37, archived)
# You'd see him ripped off by a whole .483 pence!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:41, archived)
# I should know better than to think I could get away with it after seeing superman...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:46, archived)
# So by your maths I'm assuming that a 2p coin is twice the weight of 1p?
I'm glad royal mint didn't carry on with this formula, otherwise a £50 note would weigh 17.8kg.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:43, archived)
# Haha, yes...
2 half pence pieces used to weigh the same as one 1p ect, two 1p's the same as one 2p ect copper coin amounts add up...
Silver coins used to be the same, but not anymore....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Oh yes, and...
8p in copper coins (any combination) weighs 1oz. Just don't ask how I know this or where I find it useful.

a 10p pieces still weighs the same as 2x5p (though it's probably all in metric now)

And 2p pieces are 1 inch in diameter, handy for getting the distances on a 2miles to the inch road atlas, if you're too tight to have got a satnav that is.
(GoodLord doesn't have time for sigs., Wed 16 May 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Alan Titchmarsh brings a new meaning to "green fingers."

(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Apart from anything else
the green goes with her hair
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:47, archived)