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# I like sprouts.
I like to go into stores, and touch them.

People say 'what the fuck are you doing, man?'

and I point, and a sensually say, 'sprouts' and touch the sprouts.

Sometimes the security guard grabs me and drags me away, I scream at the top of my voice 'THIS IS HEMLOCK! HEMLOCK I SAY'

I always come back though, no matter how many times they stop me.

I always come back, and touch the sprouts.

Can you feel the sprouts? I can, they are so soft.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:50, archived)
# SPROUTS
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:54, archived)
# A ship laden with sprouts
is a ship laden with happy sailors!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Salad Fingers - episode 83
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:02, archived)
# I think not
touching spoons is madness! It'll lead to inexplicable feminine dryness!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Rusty spoons, wrapped in tender, succulent sprout leaves.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:12, archived)