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[challenge entry] JollyJack's XBOX360 is now in heaven.
Sorry I was draw with dA muro(web paint tool)

From the What Does Heaven Look Like? challenge. See all 92 entries (closed)

(, Sun 20 May 2012, 14:56, archived)
# RIP JJ'S ECKS BAWKS THREE SIXDEH
4EVA IN R HARTZ XOXOXOX
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Thanks, I've been on tenterhooks waiting to find out what a complete stranger's electronic devices were up to..
*breathes easy*
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:03, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:22, archived)
# right, because telling everyone here that you know about someone you've never met's electrical equipment warranty won't make you seem like a fucking mental
also, keep deviant art on deviant art for fucks sake
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Bake it!
But not in an oven.

Not wise.
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:12, archived)
# It's in silicon heaven
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:17, archived)
# RING OF DEATH!
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Riverghost's PSION erectronic calcurator did fire go on
I saw it while masturbating through his window
Sorry I draw with twig stuck down penis, jabbing at laptop (deviant Arts)
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Calkie! Nooooooooooooo!
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:22, archived)
# RDLI HAKKIS?
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:23, archived)
# *openly weeps*
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:27, archived)
# RDLI4EVR iN R HATS
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:24, archived)
# *cries*
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:38, archived)
# A Rdliroo!
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:04, archived)
# 4 eva
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:01, archived)
# this was what happened when my lexmark printer died


It took a poo and went to heaven. with our hrtz.
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:25, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Your penis has not humanism
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Yaaaawn...
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:28, archived)
# *involuntary yawn*
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:31, archived)
# This is v creepy
But JJ if you are actually looking at this (rather than entering a witness relocation programme and severing all ties to the internet), try contacting Microsoft.

They do seem really flexible warranty-wise for RROD incidents - I ended up getting a brand new machine for my second hand 360 when it got RROD a couple of years ago, despite the fact that it was a) outside the 5 year extended cover they give RROD, and b) second hand through a totally non-MS accredited purches.

Microsoft in "top notch customer service" shocker.
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:29, archived)
# "win at any cost"
Still, can't argue with getting a replacement machine in such circumstances.

and similarly, I got a replacement hard drive from seagate in the same way.

edit: but that was in warranty, so it's not the same thing, so forget everything I said.
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:31, archived)
# I was gobsmacked.
I don't know if I caught one of their reps on a really good day or what, but straight after the initial phone conversation (where I said it was second hand - no bullshitting on my part, they just took the serial number and ID'd it from that) they emailed me a prepaid postage voucher to send it to them, and within 3 days I had a phone call from them saying "it's an old machine, we generally don't bother repairing them, so there's a new unit on its way to you".

Total down-time 7 days, total effort on my part - finding a cardboard box and a bunch of bubblewrap to pack it in. First rate.
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:35, archived)
# yay for microsoft!
That means you only had to spend 7 days scratching discs yourself :)
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:37, archived)
# To be fair it's been way more reliable than my old PS2 was.
With the obvious exception of the incident referred to above.
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:45, archived)
# JJ is Moggy
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:30, archived)
# very much this
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:44, archived)
# The compo is a description of what you think heaven is
not where JJ's Xbox might have gone had it such a thing as a soul which is contestable even in humans and certainly not in the case of inanimate objects.
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:30, archived)
# no no, my lexmark had a soul
I even drawed it!

edit: admittedly, it may be from where I hoofed the shitting thing.
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Isitastartrekwarsthing?
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:38, archived)
# no, it's an infatuation with a pervy artist and thinking random people on the internet would be interested thing
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:40, archived)
# It's a tediousshitnobodycaresaboutbutitgetsboardmovingagain thing.
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:43, archived)
# if only that were her intention
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Yeah, because she seems good at it.
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:45, archived)
# no, we're good at it
someone could just post CUNT and we'd turn it around if we were in the mood.
It's only because some of us are feeling mischievous that we make something of this desperate confused attempt to tell JJ that she loves him
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Mm, does make sense...
I would say it's almost like a mob mentality whenever something like this is posted; everyone dives in with snarky responses and whatnot.
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:57, archived)
# standard protective crowd response
psychology 101
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:59, archived)
# If the needy need validation, we aim to please.
Sometimes.
Other times, not.

*flips coin*
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:06, archived)
# It's actually a I'mstandingoutsideyourwindowat2amwithaknifeandsemioncosi'matotalandutterlunaticineverysenseoftheword type of thing.
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:47, archived)
# I'm gonna start closing my curtains from now on. o____o
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Alright Dave?
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:47, archived)
# awwwwh only 47 views since February
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:59, archived)
# I've just seen inside Moggy's head...


It's a wonderful place.
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:16, archived)
# I thought it'd look more like this.
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:19, archived)
# I think my brain would bork if I tried to make that
woo :D
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:19, archived)
# It is real footage.
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Ning Japan !
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:53, archived)
# My solar powered digital thermometer is broken
Can I get a picture too?
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:54, archived)
# You totally creepy fuck

Y U no post sausage?
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:27, archived)
# I want to eat sausage. :)
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:18, archived)
# You're alright
(, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:07, archived)