My money would be on #3But that would be going out on a limb.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 24 May 2012, 18:42,
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"If we happen to step on a landmine, Sir, what do we do?""Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area"
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Captain Howdy,
Thu 24 May 2012, 18:53,
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