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# Friday, and it's bleak outside. I wanna draw something hot.

I have a tropical elf-girl character. What kind of sun/surf/sand adventure should I render her partaking in?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack plays Minecraft way too much, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:25, archived)
# septic tank emptying
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/25046, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:26, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack plays Minecraft way too much, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:36, archived)
# I presume before that she was a "Drow Sandwich"
My best attempt at that. Seriously.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/25046, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:46, archived)
# You and I have the same taste in thighs
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier wearing my Protective Cloak of Apathy, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Sturdy.
Powerful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:58, archived)
# furry
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi rust wrangler, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Hey, whoa! No way, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Furry and Howdy sitting in a tree
Y-I-F-F-I-N-G
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi rust wrangler, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:09, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:15, archived)
# CONCLUSIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi rust wrangler, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Stately.
b3ta.com/board/10665112
(Drimble Show me, don't tell me, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Yiffy?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:04, archived)
# dripping in fudge leak?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:05, archived)
# hence the "huge plunger"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats Meh., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:36, archived)
# I'd like to see a jedi knock her over.
that'd be well LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:27, archived)
# lolololol
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:33, archived)
# oh man, may the LOL be with you!!!
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(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:49, archived)
# War of the Treks!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:09, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter It's a business doing pleasure with you on, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Tropical Elf Girl
Sand surfing the dunes atop two Sand Rhinos armed
with a Predator-style mini-gun :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj didn't have much money on, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Surfing
On a great white
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:31, archived)
# a great white what?
HAHAHAH

HAHAHA


hAHAHAA

That's not funny.

:(


hHAHAHaahahAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats Meh., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Sexy sandcastle dungeon
Or surfing on helicopter cat
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Surfing a big wave, on an electro-stiffened crocodile
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:32, archived)
#
(1.618..., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:34, archived)
# ^ or that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee is the biggest cunt on b3ta, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Undisputed hide and seek champion keeps crown for 15th year running.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats Meh., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:34, archived)
# 15?
In the Gobero Area of the Sahara Desert in Niger, a 6,000 year old "Tenerian" skeleton was found with his middle finger in his mouth for reasons that are unknown. The average daily high temperature in this part of the Sahara Desert was 120F degrees (49C), a far cry from the Green Sahara 4-9,000 years ago.
(1.618..., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:47, archived)
# he was trying to throw up the poison that the robbers fed him, but he failed and they went on to lead a life of infamy
(also it was just a random number I typed, dear god man, a number! A NUMBER! What if someone's grandson had seen it? What then!)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats Meh., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Draw someone who doesn't always agree with you trying to persuade an insane Japanese person that posting links to your sister's facebook page is probably not a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee is the biggest cunt on b3ta, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:35, archived)
# That person has been escorted off the premises...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Nope
I'm still here
(I helped save b3ta! emvee is the biggest cunt on b3ta, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Yes I missunderstood what you wrote :-)
I meant Moggy has gone, I'v not been here and just been spazzing back to try and work it all out, it always seems like far more happens when I miss it all ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:02, archived)
# good luck making sense out of that
damaged goods doesn't quite cover it
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner fucks pigs in space, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:04, archived)
# I was a bit bemused before I worked it out ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Unless b3ta blocks the entire Japanese IP range, she'll be back
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Waits untill next Tuesday!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Cirencester
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:11, archived)
# I can confirm she/he is from Tokyo
from her IP address
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Fucking hell :(
When did THAT happen?
(Drimble Show me, don't tell me, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Just another flounce
it'll be back again, it's not exactly the first time...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:04, archived)
# I don't remember an account deletion happening before, though ..?
(Drimble Show me, don't tell me, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:08, archived)
# she's been "naughty stepped" before though
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner fucks pigs in space, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Posting personal details is a bannable offence, is it not?

Even if they're your own ...
G***** in are hartz :(
(Drimble Show me, don't tell me, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:11, archived)
# according to happytoast she is only temporarily b&
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner fucks pigs in space, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:13, archived)
# user not found = account deleted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:19, archived)
# That's what I saw
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:22, archived)
# As a new member or will they reactivate her old account?
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:20, archived)
# *shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner fucks pigs in space, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:24, archived)
# As a beautiful butterfly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Haha....
Sings In A Gadda Da Vida..
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Oh right, this is something new then
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:11, archived)
# *breaks into song*
"Just another flouncing friiiday"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats Meh., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Dunno!
Sometime in the last 12 hours, I'v not been here so I'v just been trying to work out what's been happening...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Your criteria are restrictive, but I'll give it a crack...
Clearly sun, surf and sand are to be found in Australia, so once again we find Mrs Mangle to be involved. She's sunbathing naked on the beach and is oiling her foot long wrinkled fleshtube tits with engine oil. Alf squats next to her, also naked, trying to rub some life into his cock and groaning under his breath, "galah, galah, galaaaaaah."

Your tropical elf-girl character is nearby felching Paul Robinson's spunk from Toady's fat arse and shoving dogfish egg cases up her mermaid's purse.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:35, archived)
# ...........it's now just as bleak in here as it is out there.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack plays Minecraft way too much, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:37, archived)
# You've got no soul!
This is beautiful man, beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:40, archived)
# I do believe you've just cracked the "Australian soap cycle"
which dictates soaps must always have the same 3 recurring storylines with rearranged characters:
1)Something involving an insane character on a vendetta for some long winded reason that strecthes out across more episodes than a fight in Dragon Ball Z
2)Affairs. Because boning someone else is quite trendy
3)Wooden acting.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Bingo!
Holywood Melbourne here I come!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Her harvesting coconuts.
Topless of course...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Topless coconuts?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:51, archived)
# How else could you suckle on their sweet milk?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Well, there's straws
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:53, archived)
# draw a baked potato, just out the oven
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:42, archived)
# A dead helicopter
That has been posthumously made into a cat
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier wearing my Protective Cloak of Apathy, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Using a Corby trouser press to try and iron the creases out of a flattened jew
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis In other words "Art thief still keep cartoonist", Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Some yiffy bikini-clad type marching into Syria, trying to talk some sense into Assad, lol
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:53, archived)
# No wai! That boy's crayzee!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis In other words "Art thief still keep cartoonist", Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:53, archived)
# I can't wait to see it, whatever it may be
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner fucks pigs in space, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Do her on a beach
in her old age, discovering the effects of gravity.
Also, mediocre's crocodile sounds good
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:58, archived)
# A night out in Newcastle
(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:00, archived)
# glad to see you're back to reposting
glad
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy page 4, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Blackpool. In April.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:23, archived)
# :o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats Meh., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:36, archived)
# have her chasing after an artist and being increasingly insane and oblivious to the ever increasingly tortured reality around her.
oh... wait... already had that.

I got it!

Beachside monster racing! while partly dressed!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats Meh., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 16:33, archived)
# i would very much like to see her
getting increasingly frustrated at a minotaur who is failing to get the bottle of domestos out of the very back of the cupboard under the sink, because he has short arms and his horns keep getting caught on the soil pipe.

and he's also got some brasso on his cheek.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:11, archived)