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# I like his hat. I've got a similar one for when it's sunny
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:06, archived)
# I bought a new hat because I lost my favourite one.
When I got home with the new hat, I found my favourite one hanging on the corner of my desk.
The weird thing is I knew that was going to happen. A couple of weeks before I bought a replacement for a spatula that had been missing for months.
When we got home, kk was over and doing some baking, and she was using the missing spatula.
Apparently it was in the drawer all along, EXCEPT I'D EMPTIED THE FUCKING DRAW ABOUT A DOZEN TIMES PREVIOUSLY LOOKING FOR THE DAMN THING and it wasn't there.
It seems I've got the magical ability to locate missing items by buying a replacement. Worst. Superpower. Ever.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:27, archived)
# You could turn it into an extremely lucrative sideline
by constantly losing extremely valuable things, buying replacements, and then selling them on when you find the original.

No, wait, that wouldn't be lucrative, that would lose you a lot of money.

As you were. Worst. Superpower. Ever.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:54, archived)
# does this work if you look online for the item
and say in a loud voice "Hmmm, I think I'm going to have to buy another {insert lost item here}, Yup, I'm ordering it now. Exactly the same as the one I lost. Maybe a bit more expensive. 24 hour shipping." ?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:21, archived)
# Hmmm, a man with two hats eh?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:24, archived)