Wouldn't it be funny if some hoodlums nicked his face then sold it to Cash4Gold?
(Photoshop Bitchjacked your sperm on, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:45,
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*sues for unauthorised mention of aforementioned brand*
(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:47,
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You mean you feel indebted to these screwball gold-sucking scumbags who plant marketing messages in your brain?