maybe he had the fapping jittersand kept hitting the 'post this message' button repeatedly ?
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Dick Wonder a winky, wavy wonder, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:10,
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No. Whatever else he might be, he's an accomplished masturbator. A lifetime without women has seen to that.
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Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:16,
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