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(thebao, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:50, archived)
# SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssssssss
(I helped save b3ta! Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:55, archived)
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(thebao, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:15, archived)
# I hate how addicting that game gets.
ng ve
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:58, archived)
# addictIVE
(I helped save b3ta! Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Duly noted!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:02, archived)
# its amazing how much that bugs me
(I helped save b3ta! Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:08, archived)
# its' addictorizing to correct it I guess.
(waxdart Made Squaddies go Ergh! at a comedy gig. I rule., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:30, archived)
# "Just gonna dig a bit further before I go back to my castle with all this lovely loot..."
/digs down into lava pit
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Well, this cave is cleared and sealed off now wAAAAH AAARGHHH WHAT THE FUCK ARGH
you are dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:09, archived)
# I must never touch it
Garrys Mod was bad enough...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Aye, seen what it's done to me?


And when you bear in mind this is just a small portion of what I have built...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Bloody hell
My buildings are all survival buildings, so they tend to be on stilts with moats and low roofs so Endermen can't get in.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Ha, I gave up on using stilts
They're great until you've run out of arrows and there's a pack of mobs farting around waiting for you to exit.

I just plaster the area in torches so that nothing spawns overground. I only then have to deal with the occasional Enderman that pops up from underground. As a bonus it also tends to discourage Enderman from running off with any hubcaps blocks that aren't nailed down.
(I helped save b3ta! sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:34, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is sensitive to light, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Hahaha! I SO need to build a Godzilla sometime.
Or a catco-

Oh shit. This has to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:38, archived)
# ha ha ha
Fucking ace. FB this bastard.
(gijoel, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 9:30, archived)
# Nice.
Mine's not worth it's own thread.

(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:20, archived)
# That can't be Weston,
I can see the water
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCodpiece Will give hand jobs for clicks, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:28, archived)
# That's true, forgot about that.
I was going to put syringes and condoms in it, but couldn't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:50, archived)
# That's not water
It's a layer of plastic shopping bags.
(Tribs likes ketchup, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:47, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:09, archived)
# not enough crap on the beach
and the "water" is brown here... when you can see it that is :~P
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 17:46, archived)
# Clearly you live near Weston as well
Put more donkey shit on the image and it's spot on
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCodpiece Will give hand jobs for clicks, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 22:38, archived)