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# Britain can deliver...


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(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Hahaha! Nicely.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Tag it - I would think this could well go viral.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:11, archived)
# this^
but sexier
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Anything sexier than me would break the space-time continuum and mean that everyone thought that David Cameron nice.
Since that isn't the case, I can conclude that this is not true.

SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:29, archived)
# lordy
if it wasn't so deserving of FP I would have suspected you were sleeping with the magic donkey (do we still have a magic donkey here?)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Fucking hell, that was a quick FP!
Well done! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:14, archived)
# SATIRE! BANG IN THE BACK OF THE NET!
:D

Although around here they are trying anew thing where they leave parcels with a neighbour, yeah great if you know your neighbour well.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:14, archived)
# I don't get why that isn't done everywhere unless you ask not to?
I'd rather my neighbours take a parcel in than I have to collect it from the depot/it gets left in the rain on the step/gets nicked.
(and I never speak to my neighbours)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Yes I am quite pleased with the development actually
I was getting rather fed up with traipsing all the way to the nearest sorting office at 6am before I have to go to work, then they went and closed down the nearest one (by near I mean 5miles) to the main Central Sorting Office so yes leaving it with a neighbour is infinitely better.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:23, archived)
# It's okay, providing that your neighbour isn't a thieving pikey scumbag who will deny all knowledge.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:35, archived)
# That is the problem.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:48, archived)
# I don't get why "Deliver to my cornershop" isn't a scheme.
- They are widely distributed.
- They are open long hours, and pretty much every day there's a postal service.
- Chances are, you visit there anyway.
- The shops get increased footfall, community profile, and the odds of impulse spending.

I'd rather nip down the street that day; than take a bus and a long walk, twice, to visit the sorting office (once 24h for reprocessing has elapsed).

I know you can chose "redeliver to local post office", but there's a one pound charge for that; and the 'local' post office is not very local.

ID is not an issue, just use the same red cards you have to take to the sorting office; although they might well recognise you without them.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:43, archived)
# This sounds like a sensible plan.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:49, archived)
# our nearest corner shop is 5 miles away :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Yeah, that doesn't always work out so well
they can have a very loose definition of "neighbour"


(de-ris)
(I helped save b3ta! Ickthud resumes lurking..., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 19:43, archived)
# Aces.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:16, archived)
# SATIRES!
Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:20, archived)
# hahaha very good
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Fuck me...
...today must be a REALLY slow day for it to get FP status that quickly! I can only thank all of you who clicked 'like', and who posted such lovely comments. Also, I'd like to thank my mom and my pop and God for creating such wonderful people, and... *sob* I can't carry on... *blub*
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:57, archived)
# ...but you'll still have to walk to the other side of the village
to pick the fucking thing up when the postie can't be arsed knocking on the door in the rain.
(Richeh, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:10, archived)
# This is quality satire.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 17:35, archived)
# I love this
as much as it is possible to love something that is ultimately very sad indeed.

boo.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 18:25, archived)