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[challenge entry] Erm, anyone care to let me know what the hell all this is about?
But first, so as not to threadwaste, here's some pics reposted for compy...

Anyway, back to my question...
This was amongst my emails this morning, and having just watched the Brasseye DVD which also arrived this morning, I'm feeling somewhat...errr...confused and fragile

'Want no more messages? Reply to this one
in June just to find out what awful school
for it is I who am master here. She went
since he will be returning to life as a
waiting for admittance. He took her right
the end I think it went down hill a bit.
characteristics with either self or
me a very good one and I will give you
speed this boy on his journey if he goes
with a presence of such divine comeliness
unclear on meaning. Suicide Fratricide
Sartre combined am seeing edipus themes
up our minds and that he is to return. In
a'
And, erm, that's it...anyone have any idea at all what's going on there?

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(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 13:01, archived)
# I think you should set your email rules up
to block any messages from them in the future, cos they talk utter bolox
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 13:04, archived)
# Yeah...
although it's more entertaining bollocks than the other junk mail I get...
notable exceptions being the mail titled:
"When the dogs begin to smell her"
and the one that said that I could attract men with larger breasts...which, seeing as I'm a bloke, just boggles my mind...what do they mean?
If I get larger mannaries/munglies, I can attract men, or I can somehow attract men who have large breasts themselves???
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 13:08, archived)
# i got one that said:
'evver see a cow cum twice?!'
it worried me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 13:10, archived)
# erm...
I would assume it went away in between and they omitted to mention that? If it had already come, then it would surely have to leave, before it could return?
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 13:13, archived)
# Have you?
Has anyone..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 13:15, archived)
# I would suspect
that the person who sent the email would have you believe that they have...
Why it's normal junk(snail)mail this bizarre anyway?
I'd be tempted to setup a site to catalogue all the weirdest shit spam that people get sent
(If I knew the slightest thing about html and didn't have anything better to do(like sit on my arse and play with the cat))
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 13:19, archived)
# Hmmm
that's an idea:
Learn HTML
Buy a Webcam
Setup website
Play with cat in front of webcam
Wait for the millions to roll in...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 13:23, archived)
# that's a lyric...
... from a Stone Temple Pilots song, "Plush" I think.
(jonnyfreeride, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 14:09, archived)
# the silly chicken
probably got hold of your email address
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] And while I'm at it...a couple more compo reposts



(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 13:04, archived)
# Woo
That's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 13:08, archived)
# thats woosome
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 13:18, archived)
# ...
aye thangewe
(to both of you)
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 13:20, archived)
[challenge entry] And while I'm at it (last one)

(not sure if it counts and it's fairly recent(ish)but what the hey)
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 13:11, archived)
# Hey!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 13:13, archived)
# Hey Hey!
We're the monkees?
Or "it's only hay, a hey hey!"
::EDIT:: oooh, much nicer than minebast
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Thanks chum
Although I must admit I reckon your one came first
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 13:19, archived)
# Well...
it would seem like it's a cow, in that it's now come twice
(although it did go away for a while, so slight difference there)
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 13:22, archived)
# i need a lie down.
She went
since he will be returning to life as a
waiting for admittance? wtff?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 24 Apr 2003, 13:09, archived)
# ...
My thoughts perzackerly...
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 13:14, archived)
# Spam
It's a teaser message, automatically randomised to get under the radar of mail sweepers. It looks more or less like English, but is in fact utter bollocks, but there are still muscleheads who click the link because they want to know what it means, and thereby get their addy harvested.
I'm mister fucking helpful, me.
Just not mister fucking funny.
(Puerile Digital Arts Community - Make sigs bold and link coloured! Now!, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 15:34, archived)