The question is how much more black can it be?


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( johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:10, archived)

Woo
for Tapisms!
( Ijon Tichy, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:11, archived)

woo for what?

( munkt0n, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:20, archived)

They live in your large intestine.
And their heads pop out when you poo, which can be anything up to 40 years after infection.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:22, archived)

Mines called Jeff

( thebear is thebear, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:24, archived)

Yes, yes!
Trisha: "Come forward and witness for us. Jeff has been living in your large intestine for years now. Has he ever been unfaithful?"
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:26, archived)

only every other thursday
on his day off and he has been known to flirt outrageously with the garden hose
( thebear is thebear, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:29, archived)

"And no doubt you feel betrayed, hurt even?"
"Bring on our mystery surprise guest, Debbie the giant trypsanomiasis from Bengal!"
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:32, archived)

trypsanomiasis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now you're just showing off

WTF is a trypsanomiasis? Some kind of rice pudding no doubt
( thebear is thebear, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:34, archived)

It's a horrid kind of tape worm
...that was often used by Hollowood fatties to lose weight. Some even kept theirs as pets afterwards.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:35, archived)

If I had one I'd
have it stuffed
( thebear is thebear, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:37, archived)

Into what?
They are quite long.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:41, archived)

Tapisms
Like:

That's a nice tap.

You dance like a tap.

Does you tap bite?

How often do you feed your tap?
( thebear is thebear, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:22, archived)

I prefer to
Smell the glove
( Duncan Disorderly, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:11, archived)

And... Here we are:

( RarelyEvil, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:12, archived)

I spot hints
of dark gray in that.
( paw, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:13, archived)

toot

( RarelyEvil, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:14, archived)

That's where your retina is detatching.
Use Swarfega.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:17, archived)

Must be from seeing
the FEAR too much.
( paw, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:22, archived)

Well, if you will look at it.
You'll eventually go blind, you know. And doubly incontinent.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:27, archived)

Aw well,
I'm off to Bluewater to buy incontinence pants.
Seeyas :)
( paw, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:28, archived)

You so classy.
Just like Posh Spice.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:29, archived)

Indeed
I'm sure she pees in something expensive.
Sayounara!
( paw, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:32, archived)

Mine is 100% black

...& smaller
'cos I'm using a 1px gif, not a jpg...

/smug
( Duncan Disorderly, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:17, archived)

no matter
me be earlier.

i invented joke
( RarelyEvil, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:19, archived)

That one's really
black though :)
( paw, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:21, archived)

Not on my monitor it ain't
(I've pissed up the colours...)
( Ijon Tichy, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:33, archived)

black has been nunned

( mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:39, archived)

Nice one
Sorry to threadjack,, but anyone fancy a nice game of isketch?
( Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:16, archived)

no
go home
( RarelyEvil, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 13:30, archived)

Now, come on Johnny.
Let's go home.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 12:18, archived)