Tell that to Agnetha Falkskog!
She'd slap your face.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 14:05, archived)

would she...
I thought she was Norwegian (or is she swedish?)
( Roxy_Hart, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 14:08, archived)

She was half German, half Danish and half Oyster.
All you have to do is look up her birth records. They are there for all to gawk at.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 14:10, archived)

Germans and Swedes?
That's the same riffraff!
8)
( Kaiser, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 14:10, archived)

All you Scandawegian FREAKS!
Drinking yourselves half to death and lying on street corners in the middle of winter dying of hypomania!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 14:11, archived)

Not Danes!
We do that in Spain and elsewhere!
( Kaiser, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 14:13, archived)

Hang on a minute!
Aren't you Danes the ones that reach upto 3 metres in height and have massive penises? I watched a porno in a hotel in Danishland once: it looked like open heart surgery.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 14:14, archived)

100% fact!
hahahahahahahaha...
( Kaiser, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 14:16, archived)

Will you marry me?
:)
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 14:17, archived)

Of course!
8)
( Kaiser, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 14:18, archived)

I hope you aren't one of the small ones.
I need someone to repoint the brickwork.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 14:19, archived)

Roger!
And now I'm off to reality!
See you later!
8)
( Kaiser, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 14:22, archived)