Hold on. LIVE cats can be bloated and leak fluids. I'm not even going to suggest that it's after b3ta mods that have got bored with dogs have been at them....
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 22:01,
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We need to narrow this down:Y/N Are you a woman?
Y/N have you showered in the last month?
Y/N Do you have alady friend in the room?
Y/N Is she crusty down there?
If all 4 are "no", then we can move on:
Y/N is your cat involved in the feline equivalent of "bukkake"
Y/N Does it have a partially severed limb?
Y/N Is that gangrene?
Y/N FUCK IT'S FUKING GANGRENE!!!
Y/N ZOMBIE CAT ALERT!!!
Y/N ITZ BITTEN ME FUCK FUCK FUCK
Y/N Don't feel soo good.
Y/N Brrraaiiiinnnss
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Thu 19 Jun 2014, 9:11,
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Y/N have you showered in the last month?
Y/N Do you have alady friend in the room?
Y/N Is she crusty down there?
If all 4 are "no", then we can move on:
Y/N is your cat involved in the feline equivalent of "bukkake"
Y/N Does it have a partially severed limb?
Y/N Is that gangrene?
Y/N FUCK IT'S FUKING GANGRENE!!!
Y/N ZOMBIE CAT ALERT!!!
Y/N ITZ BITTEN ME FUCK FUCK FUCK
Y/N Don't feel soo good.
Y/N Brrraaiiiinnnss