I have a nun in school
who says 'Wild sexual orgies' at least 3x a week, her max has been clocked at 23 times in one day. the word circumsision is also a favorite.

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(SkitzoMonkey, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 0:47, archived)

You should enter that post for the challenge.
You said "nun".
( Baz Fuck off, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 0:48, archived)

yeah
i guess I will, It's a real life thing, I dont know that I can make a picture. but i think it would make a good movie. "and the fear of the lord was struck into the hearts of all who crossed the path of... TOURRETTES NUN!"
(SkitzoMonkey, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 0:50, archived)

I use graphic language when I haven't had a shag for a while
(Perhaps you should give her one?)
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 28 Apr 2003, 0:48, archived)

Is she fit?
God I hope not. Fit Nuns are a waste I tell ya, a waste!!!!!
(Goodie, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 0:50, archived)

You know I never thought about it...
but I do too. How strange.
( LittleDinosaur, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 0:50, archived)

feckfeckfeckfeck

( loko, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 0:51, archived)

Sadly
not the answer to all lifes little problems *sigh*
( Az The Spaz, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 0:50, archived)

Is it like
winning the cheese lottery?
( Baz Fuck off, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 0:53, archived)

speaking of cheese
I must go wash my nob...
( Az The Spaz, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 1:17, archived)

Of course it is
unless you haven't got any wedding tackle, then it wouldn't be

sorry to hear that, hope you grow some soon
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 28 Apr 2003, 0:53, archived)

thats wrong.
one time I was hallucinating from sickness, and I swear I heard her say 'birth control is wrong, and I dont want any of you getting pregnant, so i want you to go home, and DO IT IN THE BUTT!'
(SkitzoMonkey, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 0:53, archived)

Irish by any chance?
?
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 28 Apr 2003, 0:54, archived)

yes
I am.
(SkitzoMonkey, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 0:55, archived)

but I believe
she's french
(SkitzoMonkey, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 0:56, archived)

Ah
Then she's not saying that at all. It's your filthy filthy little mind, the only way to get over it is to say 384 Hail Mary's and drink vast amounts of Guinness like everybody else
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 28 Apr 2003, 0:59, archived)

They're teaching kids
how to do oral properly in schools now...because they think it will bring teenage preggerys down...some how
( Az The Spaz, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 0:56, archived)

they never taught me.
I could use some instruction :/
(SkitzoMonkey, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 0:57, archived)

Hrmm...
sounds like a way for more 16 year old girls to pull 20 year old blokes to me.

"Yeah, your current girlfriend is pretty, but I've spent 6 hours being taught how to give a good blowjob."
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 0:59, archived)

If only they were taught how to wank properly too
I nearly had my cock pulled off by a 16 yr old once

last week, she said she was 16
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 28 Apr 2003, 1:03, archived)

It's basicly because they think
if they teach them how to do this well...then lads won't really need to know what sex feels like...thus reducing pregnances...aparantly.
( Az The Spaz, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 1:08, archived)

Is that why
I swear like a drunk, scouser squaddie?
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 0:55, archived)

Sounds like
she's repressing something....

*edit* Woo! I have an icon now! ::brag brag brag::
( LittleDinosaur, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 0:49, archived)

yay!
congrats!
(SkitzoMonkey, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 0:50, archived)