Blaine's new party trick:

( tomsk, Fri 24 May 2002, 11:50, archived)

that's post 111111
binary boy.
( rob, Fri 24 May 2002, 11:51, archived)

Woooooooo!
I got post 66666 a few weeks back too. Go me.
( tomsk, Fri 24 May 2002, 11:53, archived)

you are the high priest of numerology
numbers are your disciples. I fear you.
( rob, Fri 24 May 2002, 11:54, archived)

This is how I see b3ta:

( tomsk, Fri 24 May 2002, 12:07, archived)

like a toppled monolith?
why?
( rob, Fri 24 May 2002, 12:10, archived)

i just did
a stupid noselaugh.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Fri 24 May 2002, 12:13, archived)

Is that not working?
It's supposed to be a gif with binary gibberish in it. Like the Matrix.
It's a bit old and I made it on some wierd animgif thing so it's probably just knackered. Ignore it.
( tomsk, Fri 24 May 2002, 12:15, archived)

it's not working.
but hey, you've explained the joke now, and that always makes 'em funnier.
...oh, no wait...
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 May 2002, 12:26, archived)

then he's gonna think it is
post 63
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Fri 24 May 2002, 11:53, archived)

tomsk, that is amazing
i want one. what the hell made you think of doing that to him?
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Fri 24 May 2002, 11:52, archived)

Er.
I hate work?
Yeah, that's it. I'll do anything to avoid work.
( tomsk, Fri 24 May 2002, 11:54, archived)

hmm
avoiding work => pumping air into david blaines ears.
yeah, i see the thought process there.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Fri 24 May 2002, 11:56, archived)

is it air?
tomsk. what is it?
( rob, Fri 24 May 2002, 11:57, archived)

Its
kitten juice.
( tomsk, Fri 24 May 2002, 12:09, archived)

eek
does the milk man bring it round with the gold top?
( rob, Fri 24 May 2002, 12:11, archived)

No.
David milks them himself.
He doesn't trust milkmen.
( tomsk, Fri 24 May 2002, 12:16, archived)

he's just realised the full potential of
"liquefy" when applied to eyeballs.

Seriously, he's been liquefying eyeballs alllll week.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 May 2002, 11:59, archived)

yeuck
.
( rob, Fri 24 May 2002, 12:00, archived)

that sounds
horrific
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Fri 24 May 2002, 12:00, archived)

well, you know...
...you just have to keep out of the way.

Oh, and hide the kittens.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 May 2002, 12:01, archived)

top
.
( monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 24 May 2002, 11:53, archived)