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# a solution to modern worries

(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 21:56, archived)
# so ronery
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 21:59, archived)
# northern version...
...gluten free organic sun-dried dried black pudding flavour.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 22:10, archived)
# Essex version...
...penis
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 22:11, archived)
# *invests heavily in liquorice dildos*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 22:11, archived)
# Dear Telegraph
I am frankly appalled at the sudden rise in liquorice dildos.

In the long hard winter months as well. How many pensioners are now going to miss out as the ConDems haven't increased the winter liquorice dildos allowance in pace with inflation. They go up all the time, slow coming down.

Yours,
Admiral Fribgobbler III Bsc TV UFC ACDC esq
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 22:19, archived)
# On a more political note
They've also scrapped (for the winter after next) the warm home payment.
(140 quid to qualifying households with disabilities and low incomes)
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 13:59, archived)
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(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 22:46, archived)
# take a chance take a chance take a ch-chance chance
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 23:00, archived)
# ahahaha
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 23:18, archived)
# took me this long to work out what creature the second one was
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 23:42, archived)
# it's a bayformer
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 23:44, archived)
#

(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 0:06, archived)
# You rotten swine, it's my head now.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 0:27, archived)
# The Silver Wand of Egotism is no Reed Richards.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 23:13, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 23:22, archived)
# I heard the term 'narcissus wand' coined for the selfie stick
and I'm sticking with it
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 8:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:06, archived)