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(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:19, archived)
# ...Fuck it I'd eat em
And in other news...

See ya later you muddy funsters, I'm off for beer and self abuse!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:22, archived)
# This is why you smell of Monster Munch.
Have one on me. AND a beer!!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:24, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:26, archived)
# Threats involving bugles will get you banned
It'll be your... Last Post.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:32, archived)
# BRING IT ON!!!!1
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:34, archived)
# This is the best ever, nothing can trump it
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:38, archived)
# Are you sure nothing else can horn in on this?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:39, archived)
# I did have a joke about a trombone, but I'll let that one slide
The thread might devalve into even worse puns.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:47, archived)
# Oh my God, that was terrible.
Careful, or I'll call the top brass to deal with you.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:51, archived)
# Hey, just because the joke was not to your tastes, don't instinctively s'cornet
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:55, archived)
# Shofar you have yet to impress me, but I guess you're right.
Conch you see that I'm trying to be open minded?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:57, archived)
# Ma'am or Ser, pent-up feelings are bad for you
And will make you feel piston.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:04, archived)
# mindpiss!
edit: (ma'am)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:09, archived)
# (I suspected as much but ma'ampent doesn't work)
Woodwinding up this thread be a good move? It's not a good way to conductor conversation.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:12, archived)
# I agree. I just can't resist a good pun war; they always lur me in.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:23, archived)
# Now that you've cheapened and deviated from brass related puns,
i think we should rest
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:29, archived)
# Not until someone says
Bell end.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:34, archived)
# something with a tuba someotherthing
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:56, archived)
# Tuba honest, that was dire.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:57, archived)
# Musical interlude/lewd!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:59, archived)
# I'm gonna take this opportunity to call it; I'm s(er)pent.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:04, archived)
# As possibly the only semi-pro tuba operator on b3ta
I do have to say there are many better tuba recordings around, but I do like Tuba Smarties. Sorry for the lack of punnage.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 18:47, archived)
# my creativity with brass puns is muted today
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:00, archived)
# [wah wah wah]
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:02, archived)
# (digeri)doo you think you can keep up?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:02, archived)
# I'll let you be the comic mouthpiece of this thread
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:10, archived)
# I think Tribs has me beat, in all fairness.
get it? beat?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:22, archived)
# True
But we must keep a coda silence about our opinion
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:26, archived)
# Arrgh, that ees a sheet music pun
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:34, archived)
# quick! (allegro) post something witty to stave off the inevitable
before this thread falls off a clef
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:55, archived)
# That was impressive. No pun here, just... props.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 18:10, archived)
# *bows*
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 18:41, archived)
# Trebles all round!
I hope your punning isn't a tempo-rary state.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 18:49, archived)
# just a minim
and i'll be bach with another one
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 18:54, archived)
# Or you could examine the effort put into putting a ditch of water around a castle
and appreciate Moats Art.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 19:36, archived)
# sounds like quite a hobby but it sonata important to me
is it like trainspotting where you keep a listz?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 19:41, archived)
# You can get a bad throat, trainspotting in bad weather
And I'm not very pro-cough(iev).
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 23:02, archived)
# Did you know...
ASDA once sold baked beans in chocolate sauce?
They looked (and tasted) pretty disgusting.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:40, archived)
# I swear about 97 - 99 I was in a corner shop in Swindon about 11pm and saw a tin of
Spaghetti in chocolate sauce... I have never seen this since, and now doubt the validity of my recall. But I regret not buying it.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:43, archived)
# Consider yourself lucky. I regret opening the tin and looking in.
The only thing I've ever seen more disgusting was a dented tin of dog food that had presumably let air in and maggots breed inside. On opening, the stinking, mushy surface was heaving and pulsing like something out of Quatermass.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:47, archived)
# :O
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:48, archived)
# ...but you were drunk and hungry and...
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:51, archived)
# The only other thing in the cupboard was a Pot Noodle...
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:26, archived)
# Isn't that sort of thing a delicacy in the scandiavias
They eat rotten fish from a can, no?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:30, archived)
# Fermented
I've seen it in supermarkets occasionally. Sitting there. Bulging. Waiting.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surstr%C3%B6mming

My theory is that, one long cold winter, some Northern Swedish folk ran out of beer and decided to see what else they could possibly ferment into alcohol.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:36, archived)
# I think that's Scania truck drivers.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:37, archived)
# it's a game of 'Let's call it traditional Swedish food and see if we can get anyone to eat it'
There's a video clip.
Texans opening a can of the stuff.
Don't find and watch it, it's disgusting.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:53, archived)
# "Two girls, one can"?
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 18:36, archived)
# i actually hunted it down and watched it.
The gag reflex is not so strong in me
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 21:03, archived)
# Only time I had chocolate stout was in Swindon, '99.
Talk about a finger straight to the uvula.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 18:53, archived)